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noquitter-deactivated20231102

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post.

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry.

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living.

asterixa1313-deactivated2018111

Always reblog

testicleexplosiongirl

Sks support this idea or unfollow me i dont give 3 shits if i loose yall as followers, fuck off if you dont support this

flamencodiva-deactivated2020081

you can unfollow me if you think that Men don’t have stigmas against them or get sexualized or are told they have to live up to a standard.

jensengirl83

Women are not the only ones who can be victims of sexual assault!

jawritter-deactivated20250327

Always ALWAYS reblog! This is really close to home for me as most of my followers well know!! Men can be victims just as well as women, and the illusion that ‘Its different for a man because he can defend himself’ is complete and utter bullshit.

aceascakesblog

This is important. Just like women, men get raped. A victim is a victim, and you can’t deny someone else’s trauma based on sex alone.

bob-belcher

cheaphalloweencostume

just because it “fits” doesnt mean its comfortable or sustainable stopppppppp this shit

paladinpup-deactivated20151129

There are two main factors at play when someone says that a condom is too small: (1) the band size is too small & (2) the condom is not sustainable

The band is at the base of the condom. It’s latex is made thicker here than the shaft and is, therefore, less elastic. The band keeps the condom secure so it does not come off mid-insertion and so penial fluids do not leak from the condom. To do this, the band has to keep a very tight grip on the base of the penis. This is the main complaint from people using condoms too small for them. The shaft’s plastic can stretch comfortably, but the band is not so lenient and uncomfortably or painfully squeezes the base of the penis.

Condoms in use experience a lot of friction. For a condom’s shaft or band to be stretched farther than it was intended weakens the latex. The band and shaft are then at risk of being broken from the friction. It fitting does not mean it is sustainable.

If your partner says a condom is too small, believe them and cease from doing anything that requires a condom. If your partner says a condom is too small but is trying to pressure you into unprotected sex, kick them out the door.

anxiousartisan

Thaaaank you please read the above they make large and XXL condoms for a reason and it’s not to stoke men’s egos

snyderman37

A former… friend suggested I try a size or two larger, and yes, they do work.

megabeeprime

Yep. At first, I thought that condoms were supposed to be that tight. I’d seen those “condoms can fit on a two liter bottle so quit your complaining,” I had no basis for comparison because dudes don’t talk about that shit, and no one wants to be that “HURR HURR GUESS I NEED A MAGNUM XL” guy.

siphersaysstuff

Now wear that condom on your arm for a while. Ten minutes at least. Still got sensation in your arm?

One of the many failures of sex ed in this country is the notion that there’s only two types of condom, “fits everyone except those elephant-trunk-cock freaks” and “for elephant-trunk-cock freaks or lying braggarts” (and yes, there’s implicit shame in the idea of people needing non-”regular”-sized condoms and the genesis for such is pretty likely rooted in some really nasty viewpoints about certain groups of people but I’m digressing).

But penises come in a LOT of dimensions, and not all of them fit right in a “normal” condom. You don’t need to have a monster down there for a condom to be legitimately painful and/or break mid-act. This can leave a lot of people legitimately unawares that it doesn’t have to be like this. (I was, early on.)

Condom too tight? That’s a real problem for the reasons pointed out above. But it’s a solvable one at most drug stores, which generally have a broader (ha ha) selection than your Walmarts or Targets. Or suck it up (ha ha) and go to an “adult boutique” (a proper one) where they’re likely to have even more options and let’s be real here the people working at these aren’t gonna give you Looks over condom selection. Or shop at said boutiques online if you REALLY need to avoid the in-person thing.

And if you think you’re gonna be doing things requiring condoms, HAVE YOUR OWN. Yes, even if you personally don’t have a penis. Buy a box of large-size as well just in case.

And don’t let anyone give you guff over it, and don’t let anyone pressure you into unprotected sex because of condom size.

magic-retina-deactivated2017100

For the record, even if you’re doing things that don’t involve a penis at all, condoms are good to have around. They make great dental dams on the fly, keep toys clean, and keep body parts clean if your partner is using their hands. :) Also, keep some non-latex ones around in case you or your partner has a latex allergy. Trust me, there are few places worse to have that allergic reaction. o_o

ghostieliving

As someone who has a partner who has to use king sized condoms I want to put in that the first time I accidentally grabbed condoms that were just one size too small it hurt the hell out of his dick and we had to stop then and there. Don’t take the piss if people say that condoms are too small for them, just don’t do the sex stuff with them until y'all can go get different sizes.

unfortunately-awake

wlfgrrl

oatmeal

This is from a comic about being creative. Read the rest on my website: 8 things I’ve learned about creativity.

clothing-references

This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise.

You’re awake. Everything is okay.

clothing-references

Hey so I’ve been dealing with some horrible cases of dissociation recently. It makes me think things that don’t make sense. I wanted to bring this post back and add onto it.

Your life is real.

You are awake.

You aren’t lying on the ground or anything. No one is desperately trying to wake you.

I am one person living in Houston who made this post. I am a living, conscious breathing person and if I made this post and it reaches you, that means you are, too. You didn’t imagine this post up. I made it two years ago.

You aren’t dead. You aren’t seeing things. That light headed feeling is just a symptom. This isn’t a dream and you are going to be okay. I believe in you and I hope you get through this.

the-crow-dawns-at-midnight

Rebloging this again bc yeah

queerlysad

legalizeact

#SaveTheTrees

estrolatte

I feel like an important message is trying to be communicated to me but I have no idea what it is

Our forests are being cut down 3x faster than they can grow! One acre of hemp produces as much cellulose fiber pulp as 4.1 acres of trees!!! This is super useful for so many things, especially paper production! In addition, hemp takes in carbon dioxide 4x as fast as trees do, which makes it especially valuable in the act of reducing CO2 emissions/greenhouse gases! 🌲🌲🌲 source

getfawked120-deactivated2023053

#the scope of the anti-hemp conspiracy in the united states is terrifying once you start doing research tbh#like it was initially smeared/banned bc lumber lobbyists pushed for it to be…#and a major smear tactic was to associate it with black people#who now a hundred years later are the ones primarily being imprisoned for it#and the plant itself has now been inextricably linked to the drug so people won’t even allow for it to be grown for commercial purposes#like paper making (via literallyfuckeveryone)

temporarilypermanenturl

Important reminder that industrial hemp can’t be used as a recreational drug, so if anyone tries to pull that card you can just stop them then and there. There are no real arguments against using industrial hemp, even if you’re rigidly against the legalization of any recreational drugs.

dewdropdwelliing-deactivated201

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I never see pro-hemp on my dash, woo!

fenrislorsrai

Usually the argument on why you can’t have hemp is because then people will hide marijuana in it.

yeah, sure…. if they want shitty, shitty marijuana.

It would be like growing sweet corn and dent corn together. Yeah, they look similar at a distance and they’re closely related, but you don’t want them next to each other as they’ll cross pollinate and you’ll end up with bad versions of both.

Same deal here. a patch of marijuana grown in an open field of hemp IS going to get contaminated and it’ll lower quality of BOTH crops. Your hemp farmer doesn’t want that and if likely going rip out any patches trespassers try to add for same reason.

and the big issue is not even the THC content. Because most quality marijuana is intended to be grown indoors or greenhouses, its a dwarf variety. Short. Fiber hemp is bred for height so as to maximize fiber production. super tall. It’s going to be really obvious, really fast if you’ve got both in the same field even before you get to the point of pollination. what’s this runty bullshit doing in my field?

They also have different growing needs with regards to spacing, harvest time, etc. so the argument that you can hide marijuana in industrial hemp fields are basically bullshit.

anyway… aside from paper, hemp fiber can also be used to make earthquake resistant concrete that’s actually LIGHTER than conventional concrete while being stronger. It’s better at resisting flexing or warping, so ideal for stuff like bridges and highway supports as it’ll better resist large temperature swings and vibration. (”hempcrete” is slightly different, but makes great fire resistant insulation)

You can also use the waste after fiber harvest for animal fodder, including silage. Comparable to corn. and remember, that’s the waste after you’ve harvested for fiber!

disasterousrose

It’s like “God” gave us the ULTIMATE plant and humans went “Nah, we’d rather suffer and make everything around us suffer, too.”

crookedbatathletezonk

sure, let's make hemp fields, let's cultivate it for our paper needs and such

but let's not use hemp as a "replacement to trees", let's not tear down forests and replace them with hemp

there are ecosystems inside that forest, animals and bugs that depend on trees, let's not forget that

hemp is a great replacement and solution for tree products but it isn't a better tree

pickypicnic

your-personal-ghost

Weird flex but okay

the-bi-bilingual

This is the only time that meme is entirely literal

justcatposts

Sound on for the best meows

(via)

crookedbatathletezonk

I could totally prank my family into thinking a lost kitten is at our house with that

high-infidelity

Classic.

k-eke

Tom Nook animated with my left hand.

Tom Nook animated with my right hand.

Animated both with the same amount of love.

mikashida

happy “Pride” or something

crookedbatathletezonk

give me the bi boots

tinderpodcast

To all the girls who “Love adventures”

optimalmongoose3

A trip to 7-11 at 12:am is most definitely an adventure

mia-beak

If y’all don’t know how to treat mundane life experiences with awe and wonder at the world then maybe it’s *you* that’s probably boring that’s all I’m sayin

lifeoflnoel

Bruh. I survived an attempted abduction on my way to a 7-11 in broad daylight 3 blocks from my place. When you’re a girl in America going anywhere alone means there’s no guaranteed chance of survival. Let us at least code our experiences in a positive fantastical light to help cope, my dude.

politijohn

crookedbatathletezonk

worst part is, you can't even revolt by not buying their stuff, the only reason they can do this is because you will still buy it, no matter the price, if you can buy it you will, why? you need it, literally need it, to live