cRop

26, he/him

[croppy]

you will never fucking believe how instagram decided to market a juicer to me

[croppy]

[fleshdyke]

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

[fleshdyke]

that is supposed to say smile.

[crimson-chains]

A true story of something that happened to me at a con a few years ago! I just couldn't believe that bag saldjaldjalkd!!!

[3000s]

we need to adopt this attitude on this website and start talking to each other like this or its over

[3000s]

encourage and uplift your fellow bloggers

[medievalthymes]

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

[onion-souls]

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

[onion-souls]

"Thingy (possibly happening?)" Vs. "Thingy (possibly dude?)"

[onion-souls]

Anomaly is another great one: "thingy (???)"

[toskarin]

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[fatherjohnmisty]

I WOULD HAVE DONE TONS OF COCAINE WITH YOU, AND KEPT YOU ALIVE FOREVER.

[powerburial]

[sour-charity]

ummm.no

[dreamyvixen]

[doublism]

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

[servicebunny]

It just shifted to spanking your puppy’s ass, to make them take that thick knot. Like the good little play thing they are.

[doublism]

i don't really think it's like that at all

[cetitan]

[felixfeliccis]

[manny-jacinto]

Pedro Pascal shares this picture for Oscar Isaac's birthday (March 9, 2025)

[billy-crudup]

[shadow-magpie-draws]

no time like fish time.

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]