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26, he/him

[croppy]

you will never fucking believe how instagram decided to market a juicer to me

[croppy]

[vile-things]

[gothighunicorntolerance]

You’re all jealous of my stab wound #mywound

[croppy]

@fishiest-fish violence???!!

[fishiest-fish]

oh so you can't offer someone a nice kinda stab wound gift without it being seen an violent?? woooowwwwwww I see how it is

[pipermintz-deactivated20260402]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[eternalfarnham]

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

[gothighunicorntolerance]

You’re all jealous of my stab wound #mywound

[croppy]

@fishiest-fish violence???!!

[bastam]

here's my impression of a guy who has an old timey contraption of a knee brace: aah fuck my knee brace won't buckle properly this morning because it's an old timey contraption of some kind

[afloweroutofstone]

I was hoping that Brietbart would give me a hateful description in their coverage of the Guardian article so that I could use it as a testimonial, but all they said was that I work for an organization that is "pro-migration" (fact check: true!). I'll have to get even woker next time.

[phaeton-flier]

[phantomrose96]

I think it's funny world-building how like, so at the center of Life we've got Water. Arguably The most important resource. Colorless transparent substance that molds to any container and we die without it and quickly. And all organic functions of society hinge on its availability. Could fight a ton of wars over this thing.

And well beyond organic life, modern society's great human invention is the Electronic Magic. Our greatest minds invented the Electronic Magic and it sends information around the world instantly. Our infrastructure our economy our modern life, minute by minute by minute, hinges on utilizing the great Lighting Technology.

BUT ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ DO NOT. DO NOT EVER. get the magical Elixir Substance of Life and Living and Healing, Water, IN the Electronic Device. The water keeps you alive critically but it KILLS the Electronic Device instantly and catastrophically. This Says something.

[eightdoctor]

internet ransom note where instead of magazine letters it’s just jpgs of letters found on google

[eightdoctor]

[fuwungi]

love this animal……. The shart

[swampthing07]

[swampthing07]

[hungwy]

tomorrow i may eat some sauerkraut. keep this in mind

youre booked.

[blackpyrefly]

i didnt

[hungwy]

[vakariasdragon]

the fortune teller just drew the ten of pregnant werewolves card, which could mean nothing,

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[pissvortex]

[smoke-in-the-winds]

“Wow, yeah, I’ve never heard of that, it sounds really fucked up. Bet those perverts south of here would do it though”

[mesa-sys]

smoking that shit that makes you plural, smoking that we’d

[palaeoplushies]

Snorping idiot club