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A prominent German architect has said to better integrate migrants, demolish churches and build very âvisibleâ mosques in their place.
Lol. Germany is so fucked.Â
What is wrong with these people
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My homeland is ruined..
why are anti-gun folks so hell bent on banning a weapon that wasnât even used in Orlando
They are stupid, stupid people. They just told me the constitution is what s wrong with this country and the need for due process is brainwashing.
Donât stereotype us and then complain if we stereotype you.
actually this is the âmy daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!â outfit.Â
The âMy name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweatersâ look
The â Iâve never been with a black girl before hahaâ look
The âIâm drunk on somebody elseâs PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?â look
The âMy Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Donât Invite Him to My Neighborhood Thoughâ look
the âIâve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uberâ look
The âI act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golfâ look
The âDonât stereotype us and complain if we stereotype youâ outift
The last one tho .^^^
the âWhat would you do if i was there next to you right nowâ outfit
The âI say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies aroundâ outfit
The âI like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sueâ outfit
The âwithout me?â outfit
The âpoor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfitâ
The âu got kikâ outfit
The ânah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?â Outfit
All you folk just proved that personâs point. Horrible.
Look at all this judgment over an outfit. I donât mind the jokes but we all know how folks would go apeshit if the shoe was on the other foot.
Been going to school with folks that dress like that for bout 15 years now. Ainât that bad actually. Most of âem go on to be pretty hard-working people who pay most of the taxes in the country anyway.
Repressed mindless hate coming from people who wouldnât dare say shit to someoneâs face lmao.
Itâs the likely hypocrisy that bothers me more than the jokes. I donât mind jokes. I mind giving jokes but not being able to take them.
Those kinds of outfits were really popular with the guys when I was in high school. Itâs the âIâm middle class and want to be comfortable while looking goodâ look. Not just white kids wore it though.
Thatâs weird
Nice, but theyâre still white, conventionally attractive, not visually trans* or disabled, neither of them have visable scarring, stretchmarks, etc, I mean, even on a basic body-positive note, neither of them have hair legs or armpits.
Iâve yet to see ONE graphic along these lines that actually include anything other than the chubby/skinny thing. Letâs see some fat, scarred and stretchmarked black trans women with prosthetic limbs or dwarfism or something, and hairy legs, maybe sheâs got a shaped afro or something, natural black hair is looked down on by society.
Then Iâll get as excited as the rest of tumblr by these nicely drawn graphics.
YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY A RE YOU
IS THIS FUCKING BETTER??!?@Âť@?
EVERY FUCKING TIME
EVERY FUCKIGN TIME I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS
women are the only oppressed class of people who are expected to love their oppressors through both cultural ideology and personal intimacy.
Wtf? Women arenât universally oppressed.
lol o k
um, sorry to spoil the fun but black people exist. and, you might want to sit down for this but black women also exist.
itâs a lot to process. i know.
for sure, but could you please elaborate in relation to the post, because iâm not sure why youâre offended. i donât want to speak for op, but for me this post is about how ALL women are oppressed by men through patriarchy (which includes religion), but we as a class have no choice but to still love our oppressors, including fathers, brothers, sons, and lovers. obviously, black women will always experience a greater force of oppression, but all women still experience this fucked up state of being.
lol you must not know any black people very well. we hate you all and always have. itâs sad you believe otherwise.
On todayâs episode of âWho Has A Bigger Victim Complex To Justify Their Garbage Personalityâ!!!!!
âBlack people your a fuckin joke!â
Hi, Iâm Peggy Hubbard, by now, you guys already know what happened in St. Louis last night. Police officers looked at those â uh⌠pretty much what they did is they went to execute a warrant for an arrest for a very very bad guy. When they came to get him, instead of going peacefully, having his day in court, he decides to pull out another stolen gun, shoot at the police, police shot back, and he was killed. Within the same time frame news broke out about a nine year old girl in Ferguson died in the drive by shooting in her room, doing her homework. She dies by a stray bullet to the chest.
Last night, who do you think they protested for? The thug, the criminal, because theyâre hollering police brutality, are you fucking kidding me? Police brutality? How about black brutality?
You black people, my black people, you are the fucking most violent motherfuckers I have ever seen in my life! A little girl is dead.
You say, Black Lives Matter? Her life matters, her dreams matter, her future mattered. Her promises mattered. It mattered.
Yet you trifling motherfuckers are out there tearing up the neighborhood I grew up in. I was born and raised there by a single mother with eight kids. This woman raised eight kids by herself, she lost one, one. Because that boy did not listen and died by the gun.
You want to be upset about black lives? You want to be upset about police brutality? There is real police brutality out there. I will give you that. But night, after night, after night on Channel 4, Channel 2, Channel 5, Channel 30, Channel 11 [and the] St. Louis Post-Dispatch: murder, murder, murder, murder. Black on black murder.
But yet you assholes are out there tearing up your own shit â itâs not your shit itâs other peopleâs (shit) for a criminal, for a thug. Bailing out criminals and thugs.
Let me tell you something. I got a kid locked up. Oh yeah, I put him there. I turned his ass in. Yes I did because you know what- Iâm a strong black woman. I am a black mother. I told my children that if you (fuck) up, if you go to jail, I am not getting you out. You will stay there. You will do the time. I am not putting nothing on your books. I ainât coming to visit you. I ainât sending you magazines. Iâm not doing shit for you because I did everything I could for you out here and yet you chose to go in there⌠fuck you!
Iâm from the Madea school of hard knocks, fuck you.
If you donât care about me and your father working and putting in time and effort to raise you and to be there for you. To go to every function, everything that you were interested in. We took note of â we nurtured, we encouraged and yet your stupid ass ends up in jail.
You belong exactly where you are. Donât drop the soap. That is what I told my son. Donât drop the soap.
You guys need to stop. Youâre hollering this black lives matters (bullshit).
It donât matter. Youâre killing each other. What the fuck â White people donât care. They donât care. Save us some tax dollars. I need new parts for my Harley. If you want to die, die. Go ahead and knock yourself out.
Your life does not matter. If it doesnât matter to you then it sure the fuck doesnât matter to us. That is just â that is just the truth of the reality. If you donât care; we donât care. If you donât give a damn about your life. Why the fuck should we care, why should be go out and protest for your ass?
You broke the law. Youâre carrying another stolen gun.
Youâre yelling âFuck the policeâ. âFuck youâ.
Youâre shooting at the police. Police drops your ass. Oh, Poor âso and soâ he died due to police brutality. 127 homicides later⌠Yâall want to holler âpolice brutalityâ?
Black people your a fuckin joke!
Youâre tearing up communities over thugs and criminals. Youâre putting plaques in the ground over somebody who that would not stop.
He had a chance to stop. How many times is someone going to tell you to stop doing that (shit) before they do something to you?
Do you think the police are out here for fun? Do you think theyâre out here for games?
Theyâre not going to tuck you in.
Theyâre not going to give you a cookie and sing you a lullaby and tuck you in.
No, theyâre going to pop a cap in your ass. You shoot at them and theyâre going to shoot at you. Thatâs just the realism of it, if you try to kill them, their job is serve and protect, not serve and die.
This is why I lost respect for them a long time ago. I have never seen a Black Lives Matter protest for a black person killed by a black person. You know, over 90% of black murder.Â
They donât actually care about black lives. Just dividing the races even more.
"It is extremely important that individuals in the state of California do not own assault weapons," Yee once said. "I mean that is just so crystal clear."
Well ainât that something
Hahaha fucking good
Leland Yee is the face of the modern democrat party.
What's It Like To Fire A Daisy BB Gun? An Article By Gersh Kuntzman
Whatâs it like to fire a Daisy BB gun? Itâs an experience Iâll never forget. Everybody knows BB guns are scary looking and ought to be banned, but I thought I would try to shoot one without any preconceived notions. What I encountered changed me forever.
I took a deep breath and determined to enter a Wal-Mart. A âgreeterâ met me with, âHowdy, welcome to Wal-Mart.â Iâm from the north. We donât say âHowdyâ. I sneer back at the microaggression and strain to hold back tears of rage. Barely controlling myself, I asked where I could find a BB gun. He directed me to âsporting goods,â still smiling and gloating over his slyly delivered offense.
I go to the âsporting goodsâ section, a perfect charnel house where implements of sulfur, death, and destruction are openly and brazenly sold. I notice a BB gun just lying on a shelf. I reach for it as if it was a poisonous snake, wondering if it will go off when I pull it off the shelf. Thatâs right, a shelf. Where anybody could get it.
I go to the counter and the death merchant asks me if I wanted BBs to go with it. He even had the audacity to offer me âCopperheadâ brand BBs! How could this inbred hick not know that I see a therapist twice a week to treat my herpephobia?
I buy the gun and the recommended BBs. Iâm dizzy going out to the parking lot. A passing stranger, attired in a camouflage assault t-shirt, asks, âSir, you okay?â âHow dare you assume my gender!â I shout back. âSorry, just checkinâ,â he said as if my health was any of his business. But the worst was yet to come.
I went to a wooded area to fire the BB gun, a Daisy 509 Buck, probably made by Bushmaster. I bruised my knuckles operating the cocking lever. Taking aim, I closed my eyes, gritted my teeth, and pulled the trigger. The sound of the spring loaded plunger going âboingâ startled me. I became disoriented watching the BB arc towards its target. The âdink!â sound it made bouncing off a coke can was horribly loud. The recoil was horrendous, like a bazooka or some other recoilless weapon, and it dislocated my shoulder. I vomited and cried. I still have PTSD. Anxiety. Irritability. Nightmares. I may never again be the same.
But enough about me, at least for now. Worst of all, these weapons of mass destruction are available to the general public. Itâs time we stopped listening to the paid lobbyists of the National BB Gun Association who assure us that BB guns are hardly ever used in the commission of a crime. They scare me, they should scare you, and they ought to be banned.
MAKE THIS A COPYPASTA FOR ANTIGUNNERS
Neil Steinberg, writer for the Chicago Sun Times, saw how easy it was for other journalists to waltz into a gun shop and walk out with a child slaughtering, full auto, death machine...so he decided to try it Des Plaines, Illinois. Only this didnât quite go according to plan.
WellâŚ
What an asshole, lol
The system worked. Whatâs he whining about?
Dear feminists,Â
Do you want to know what is hurting women?
You and your cult spreading silly messages around the internet, scaring the younger females to the point of where they cannot leave their homes.Â
How about you spread messages that encourage the younger females of the internet to go out and do what the dream of? Messages that will get them to do well in school, then become a strong member of a work team? Messages that let them know that if they put the work into it, they can do whatever they want?Â
If you did that, people might actually take you seriously.Â
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Girl pizzas have arms
this is by far the weirdest vine ever
