Nothing Positive Here; Move Along

A brief message to the "Karens": This is the only warning I will give: My username, the title of this blog, and the description below. Proceed responsibly. Everyone has their own venting place, and this one belongs to me. Here resides a variety of humor; dark, tongue-in-cheek, offensive, and the occasional DBJ. I make my own memes (usually hashtagged "I made it myself", or "I did it myself"). Feel free to repost my memes, comment, ask me anything. I also repost others' memes, and write meaningless commentaries on books or movies. Other posts include morons caught on tape, kitties and other animals. (Blog meant for comedic/entertainment purposes only!)

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[crotchety-old-blogger]

I’m so reblogging and pinning!

[lovelyballetandmore]

Esteban Cuadrado | San Francisco Ballet

[ctlycraguy1]

[sarhoskedi-deactivated20241211]

[lizclimo]

[0sbrain]

Tumblr added a bunch of tracking shit to share urls, so now ill teach you how to get rid of them

if you copy a url by sharing on the website, the link will look like this

getting rid of tracking in these is easy, just delete everything after the question mark and you are golden

in the case for the app, its slightly more complicated

first you have to delete at. that appears before tumblr(.)com the other tracking shit on this one has a lot more info, so please, clean app urls. after the first set of numbers, there's a / you have to delete everything after it

a clean Tumblr url should look like this

blog safely

[big-papa-huge-time]

Removing this garbage makes posts embed on discord btw

[crotchety-old-blogger]

Flashing Her Tits In Front Of Everyone

Flashing Her Tits In Front Of Everyone

[superhotnakedguys]

[olivercwb-deactivated20180928]

Ok

[magnificentprunetacoangel]

Okay

[nakedisbeautiful]

I Love surprises😁

[spunsissy69]

Sounds fun

[tinat230]

Yesssss💕💕💕💕💕

[tinat230]

Ok😊😊😊😊

[sissybaileymarie]

Yes please all my followers please send me a surprise 😁💦🐓💄👅

[pleasantvenomwonderwomanturkey]

Please

[loudstrawberryking]

[crotchety-old-blogger]

If this isn't thinspo, then I don't know what is.

[crotchety-old-blogger]

I find myself curious . . . . .

In order to gain more attention to my blog, what if I just alter my tags?

False advertising? Absolutely.

Will this anger some? Most assuredly. Seriously, how many people really need to watch more porography?

Anyways. Just an experiment.

[unfortunately-awake]

[crotchety-old-blogger]

Must I ask why? I'll tell you. Because DOGS, not people, are loyal. 😎

[juanitopapayas]

No bajarse... No bajarse...

[crotchety-old-blogger]

Ah, when it come to nature, they follow ancient Pharaoh Niko, "So it is written, so it will be done."

No forgiveness, no f**king lawyers.

[willbyersbff]

will byers, this one's for you

[crotchety-old-blogger]

Do whatever it takes to sleep at night.

[jacquesdemys]

“Everything about life is a joke. Don’t you know that?”

— Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard (via quotespile)

[crotchety-old-blogger]

I already knew that. I'm still grieving.

[toad-licker]

[crotchety-old-blogger]

I mean . . . . . honestly, it's about time. However, three things have actually surprised me: the collapse has not happened earlier; I expected to see more coups; finally, the collapse does take a hell of a long time! 😅

[crotchety-old-blogger]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[crotchety-old-blogger]

😄🥰