Meg "Crotchkicker" Mccaffrey

independent Meg Mccaffrey from Trials of Apollo written by Emmaline -semi-active- “ Her outfit looked like it been picked by a kindergartner—red sneakers, yellow tights, and a green tank dress. Perhaps she was on her way to a costume party dressed as a traffic light. ” --Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

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And maybe the worst feeling is that of inadequacy. To feel small and unappreciated, unworthy and forgettable.

kg. (via copyr1ghts)

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little reminder of my other blogs! cause i’m kinda distracted with things lately so i might not be as active here specifically and you might want to keep in touch with me idk

@anthonylocknerd my personal

@doodlerain my art

@crotchkickermccaffrey my other rp blog

also i’m gonna plug my twitter @ofhauntings cause i’m Hilarious there (i’m not)

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kurgy:

self care is staying alive out of spite

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Look at these babs! children of apollo + Lester & Meg.

I like to imagine Will is actually saying, “Bitch, I will cut you”.

Shoutout to @cherryandsisters whose art I love and inspired me to draw this.

[blooms-and-shrooms]

may it be by ivadesign

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dappled light

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              ❝ no one ever tells you how dangerous loyalty can be. ❞

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aightlester

the other side of that tag reads ‘if lost of collapsed return to the apollo cabin’ and Will put it there

[whenrpmemesattack]

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

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stygicniron replied to your post: �� ;; there’s????? A P.ercy J.ackson musical coming...

//there’s been chatter about it for awhile actually

huh. yeah i didn’t think something like that would just fly under the radar lol

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🌿 ;; there's????? A P.ercy J.ackson musical coming out???????

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rightfullydivine:

Octavian smiled down at the girl. She was such a polite young thing! Asking questions, staying a respectable distance away from him! What a sensible child. 

“Well, gold-trimmed togas are much more a symbol of wealth than status, but the two often DO go hand-in-hand. Anyhow! If you’d like, it wouldn’t be a difficult task to get one tailored for you, dear. Just say the word.”

Honestly, Octavian’s sudden interest in her clothing was.... weird, to say the least, though she’d be lying if she said she hadn’t thought about having both wealth and status. Maybe a nice toga would be a good start...? That was still kind of weird, but if he really wanted to.

“Er-- alright.” She shrugged, giving him a little smile. “Why not. Let’s toga it up.”

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chrysotragodia:

@crotchkickermccaffrey· liked for a starter!

     Now, it wasn’t every day Cassandra found herself at Camp Half Blood. In fact, it was a very rare occasion when she’d receive a call saying she had to “teach”, as she often times tried to distance herself from both the Gods and Demigods in favor of a normal life. However, after hearing what a…special case this was, Cassandra found herself unable to say no.

          “ Meg? Meg McCaffrey? My name’s Cassandra Agyris. I’ve been assigned to be your teacher for a while. ”

     Especially not when it involved such an adorable child.

     As a general rule, Meg was wary of new people. Especially people older than her. And especially one’s in a position of authority. However, since she’d arrived at Camp Half Blood, she’d been forced to get used to it. Generally everyone here was pretty nice (except that kid Sherman Yang. He deserved a kick to the crotch), so hypothetically she didn’t have anything to worry about... she’d give her teacher a chance.

     “What are you teaching?” Meg asked immediately, crossing her arms defiantly in a manner that in one way made her look cuter, but in another made you want to make sure she never got a hold of the forks and knifes. 

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colourphone:

      “I mean, that’s kinda how our whole family is, kiddo. Almost everyone’s been cursed, or– or thrown in Tartarus or similar; I mean, it’s just how it is. As Ella’d say, bad luck, mmhm, bad luck. She was in the wrong place at the wrong time, still figuring out what she was and how to use her newfound memory. That’s all it takes for a monster to end up in Tartarus.” 

      Iris offered Meg a sad, lopsided smile. She hated being the bearer of bad news, and reminders of all her sisters’ bad luck just made her feel guilty. Arke, Aellope, Celaeno, Ocypete, Podarce, and Aella had all suffered, while Iris was the sole goddess, safe from harm.

       “It was a long, long time ago. And now, she’s got people like you who protect her, it seems! And I’ve got so many stories of Ella getting up to mischief as a toddler, if you ever wanna hear.” She tried to lighten the mood, bending down to see Meg face to face.

    Meg’s expression turned dim as Iris recounted the bad luck. She knew Ella was a monster and she was super duper old, but she didn’t know anything about what she’d been like before. It was hard to imagine her as anything other than the anxious little ball of feathers she knew now.

    Despite this, however, Iris’ quick topic change (a tactic Meg had used many a time herself) put a smile on her face. “I’ve got stories too, you know. She tired to teach me how to speak Harpy once. Oh! And she fell asleep under Octavian’s sink for three days. I guess that’s not super interesting though... what stories do you have?”

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“Whatever this talk is, I want no part in it and I want Apollo to have absolutely zero to do with it even more.”

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i’m in a constant battle with myself to either A) ignore canon for the time being and let meg be Happy for a few months before canon makes her sadder or B) rip my freaking heart to shreds with angst