*Hoseok Screaming*

it's-a-me

[neeraja-deactivated20170625]

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

[localrose-deactivated20170126]

an update: they are Good Pajamas

[fat-mabari]

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[the-indecorous-flower]

That’s how it gets you

[tradgothwillbyers]

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

[allforbts]

180515 Hoseok’s Tweet

#jhope in LA ☀✨

[vampirescholar]

tom holland starred in billy elliot on stage, still dances ballet a lot, confidently said he’d fuck thor, is soft around puppies and kids all the time, talks about getting emotional/crying without making it seem like a bad thing or a big deal, and dressed in this

while dancing to rihanna, and i just love him a lot for it, ok? i’m glad this is the guy that little boys growing up now will see playing spiderman. you go on rejecting toxic masculinity, tom. 

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security. 

[allforbts]

LOTTE DUTY FREE x BTS M/V “You’re so Beautiful” Making Film

[vanillataehyung]

Tae’s face and jins heart I’m crying I’m laughing I love these idiots so much

[bufhasvhndsls-deactivated201610]

GET A LOAD OF THAT DOG

[owlmylove]

[distantly] THAT DOG

[agushadow]

namjoon + brown hair ↳ requested by @endearkim

[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

some yoonji love

[btsarmyzona]

THERE SHOULD BE A PICTURE OF JIMIN NEXT TO THE WORD’S PERFECT, TALENT, BEAUTIFUL, HANDSOME, ANGEL, ETC. COMMENT MORE WORDS

cr: owner

[glassbonespaperskin]

[narcot-ix-deactivated20181217]

Me after I spend the night with my Monster Boyfriend

[isopode-moved-deactivated201805]

[apgujeon]

“love you my brother, thanks to my brothers, now i have emotions. i became me. so i’m me.”

— jungkook talking about himself and his members (burn the stage episode 3)

[lesbiansnoopy]

Me at my cat after putting her in a funny hat: 

[writing-prompt-s]

The zombie outbreak started 2 years ago now you find yourself cornered by a decaying zombie when you do the unthinkable and bite it first when it falls to the floor and grows its skin back and sits up and asks what is going on

[writerlymagic]

This may be the best subversive idea for zombie apocalypse stories i think I’ve ever seen.

[xxbluandorangexx]

“How the fuck did you know that would work?”

“I didn’t, dude, I just fucking panicked.”