Ghosts in My Closet 🦇

29 F Actually a Bird

[germechart]

[badjura]

digestif

[cinematech]

[tomhardysurinal]

I have never wanted to open a spam email so badly

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[wintersteves]

Lestat: * freezes time, speaks telepathically, drinks Louis’ blood, levitates*

Louis: Idk, they can just do that in France.

[haunted-by-waters]

a guy screenshotting every single dril tweet like a medieval monk trying to save illuminated manuscripts from a viking raid

[iwilleatyourenglish]

an animal ate all of my boyfriend’s decorative cabbages and he’s reacting really okay and proportionally

[chumbie]

POV: you’re getting your teeth cleaned and your dental hygienist is acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito

[senritsu]

[sh5ehomebrew]

I always forget that he has a dental PhD. Which he’s actually admitted provided a lot of fuel for his mouth based body horror.

[willgrahamscock]

MADS MIKKELSEN + SFX

[amygdalae]

It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater....so long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business....

[tbgkaru-woh]

The Untamed + Mo Dao Zu Shi + my own interpretation character redisgns - I’ve always disliked one thing or another about each adaptation’s design choices so I made my own as an amalgation of them all + my own flair. I love designing characters so much and I wanted to make them moredistinct from each other~

[immabitqueer]

[apaigeturner]

my iwtv season 2 wishes

[mortifyingordealof]

the way Hannibal stands in the doorway for a second, watching Will panic over Abigail, and you can see him clearly decide to step in and save her. You see the moment he chooses. He thinks to himself, yes, she will be useful to me. And then you see him next wearing a sweater, holding her hand, sleeping in a chair in her hotel room. It's a scene perfectly crafted to give a soft parental impression, and because it's Hannibal we know it's intentional. He wants Will to see him as Abigail's other parent, he's initiated his manipulative romancing of Will immediately. IN THE PILOT. The PILOT of this show. From the first moment, Hannibal has pivoted his whole shtick into "how can I best entrap Will Graham" I'm frothing at the mouth

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[lestatbf]

he's the worst man alive he's the love of my life he's covered in blood he's weird about god and he's a lot, he's not perfect, but most importantly he's bisexual

[reblogging4thewin]