Mort

Asexual they/themsbian, 30ish. Mostly black sails, hannibal, murderbot, tlt

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

[dogpuppy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

when the television show makes you feel bad on purpose

[depsidase]

[butchniqabi]

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Sand has its virtues.

Black Sails, 1.01 /// 1.02 /// Hozier, All Things End /// Leila Chatti, "Postcard from Gone" /// 1.03 /// 1.03 /// Leila Chatti /// 1.08 /// 1.08 /// Hala Alyan, "Spoiler" /// 2.06 /// 3.01 /// Jane Hirshfield, "The Weighing" /// 3.03 /// Jane Hirshfield /// 3.05 /// 4.06 /// 4.08 /// Kaveh Akbar, "Portrait of the Alcoholic Stranded Alone on a Desert Island" /// 4.08 /// 4.08 /// Hozier /// 4.08 /// Hala Alyan

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[bopperclowning]

affirmations for shoving veggies up ur ass

[john-silvers]

BLACK SAILS, XXV

[hawkpartys]

it must feel good as fuck to walk on the surface tension of water as a bug

[bish0ps]

accused of using too many ellipses... don't care... there's always more to come...

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[dogpuppy]

[sobcat]

[cryptotheism]

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.

[glazeliights]

[scarlct-vvitch]

ART and murderbot make me crazy because they are both so wildly apart from any other being (bot or human) around that they thought they would never have a friend. never be understood. ART is more intelligent than any other system it's ever met by a mile. murderbot is a rogue secunit that has spent its entire life lying about it. the two of them have been so alone for so long that a friend is a foreign concept, only for others, only for humans. and then they meet. and theyre like hey. wait. youre like me. i didnt think that was even possible. i want to be around you and save humans with you and be up in your business and if i can't im gonna freak out. i want to annoy you until we die. i kidnapped you when i got hurt because i dont trust anyone else. i want to do surgery on you. i put my human's lives in your hands willingly. i have never been truly seen before you. do you want to watch tv forever?

[circusheart]

May I please have 1 everything

[experiencedbullshitter]

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

[circusheart]

Interesting I like it

[crabussy]

crazy how much your life can improve if you just Move Somewhere Else

[crabussy]

my mental health was abysmal when I lived next to a 10 lane motorway in a tiny cramped city that was too hot for me... as soon as I moved back home to aotearoa and got to live by the sea in a small town with lots of green spaces and libraries and cafes and art galleries and sea lions and dolphins and penguins and native birds my mental health SKYROCKETED to the point where it's honestly ridiculous. like saying "I LOVE BEING ALIVE... WOW WOW" out loud on occasion ridiculous. I'm so happy.

[crabussy]

moving somewhere better is lifesaving. wishing everyone trapped in a shitty area the absolute best of luck moving somewhere someday that makes you glad to be alive [: it makes such a huge difference.