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lnnea

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

decepticonsensual

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

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☜═㋡ This person ships Spike/Buffy and Eric/Sookie

I’m not comparing them, just want to know how many people ship both couples.

robdowneyjr

Dr. Banner has been out of the loop for a while.

Every day I get closer and closer to figuring out who I am and loving myself for it 💜 I'm finally starting to be actually happy for the first time in my life and I will not let anyone take that from me 💜 my life is finally mine. I have escaped my prison and I will never be caged again 💜

#body positive #loving myself for once #im sexy and im starting to realize it #snapchat filter cause i can #damn i look good #proud of me

stonelions

one possible explanation for hawke’s giant beefcake arms: bff lifts

hotboyproblems

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

berrystumpytail

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea

gay characters who dated men/women bc of compulsory heterosexuality arent bi and bi characters who end up in same gender relationships arent gay so jot that the fuck down!

just-shower-thoughts

The ‘talking mirror’ trope from fairy tales probably originated when a careless time-traveler was seen using a Smart phone or a tablet.

nyquildriver

#Siri Siri on my phone#how the fuck do I get home

themysticdreambouquet-blog

This is my new favorite real life fan theory

vorpalmuchness

what if some guy just catcalled Black Canary and he was like “what’s that mouth do?” and she just fucking canary screamed at him in response

dsxsbx

trannysaurus--rex

When you invite me over for sex and there are other people in the house.

sodomymcscurvylegs

I FUCKING HATE THIS WEBSITE!

heyyalan

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY THIS IS

thugilly

Time to delete my account.

dennys

The reason it’s called the milky way is because the first life forms to come into being in said galaxy were actually cows and milk is the ultimate life force for aliens also the reason why cows get “abducted” all the time is because the mothership is coming back for them so they can return home after a long mission of furthering their species on earth.