Eat The Path

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[claymarrows]

Codependency

[sandmanskiss]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[valdotpng]

happy birthday bubbo!!!!!!!!! i still love u to death!!!!!!!!

[theonion]

Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[thankunexts]

INDE NAVARRETTE as NIKKI FREEMAN Obsession (2026) | dir. Curry Barker

[avakynx]

your name 👁️ | giga

[theblackparadeisdead]

Saw (2004) Playing on Hello Kitty TV, acrylic on canvas, 20x20, by me, 2026

[moviequotes3]

Suda51 jacking the hell off. Reblog to help him cum!

[svenskkaktus]

🐟🪸

[videogame-fake-brands]

Catfood Minmo - Silent Hill 3 (2003)

[gazeldhazel]

when you put your penis inside her and then move back and forth 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[realagent47]

it’s impossible

[princess-sparrow]

“It’s clearly fetish content” YAY!!!!!

[freekicks]

now, today, and forever:

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[crowmauling]

EAT SHIT AND DIE MESSI