phantom pain

alex/al ⎈ he/him ⎈ 29 self-made man (T since '22)

[translycion]

@translycion and @marroweater (nsfw)

i always forget to put a link to my abt on mobile so have this as a pin until i remember to do it

📌📌📌📌📌

[beingharsh]

this should have energized 12 year old me more

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

[rabbitkinglune777]

Cerberus fashion 🐺

[arirna]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[themarchingbeetle]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what are any of you ever fucking talking about

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[thewinedarksea]

—a slip of the keyboard: collected non-fiction, by terry pratchett

[phrear2]

sad feeling to try to mutualbait when the mutual you wanted to bait already finished their tumblr shift for the day

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[queenlua]

Everyone who plays around with Tarot cards long enough winds up with a “bad” card that they love. I just barely persuaded my husband not to get the Ten of Swords tattooed on his body; traditionally, it shows a corpse with ten swords stuck in their body and means “utter ruin,” but he thought that if it took ten swords to kill you, then you must have put up a pretty good fight.

honestly this is the most badass ten of swords interpretation i've ever heard.  i'm stealing this

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD TIP: They will run out of swords eventually.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[unification]

you can access a different mode by washing your hair