I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
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I'm sorry but I have one draft that I never finished but I laugh every time I see it
Writing Tip
Neither do i
Unreliable everyone
i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy
me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok
i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm
hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!
I am extremely against making things illegal except for online sports betting. You shouldn’t be allowed to gamble on the internet, at all. Online gambling is a scourge and corrosive to our society and I hate it.
But I don’t think we should completely ban gambling I just think it should be a physical thing you have to go somewhere to do. Basically in order to make a bet on any sort of sporting event you should have to physically go to a gross little storefront in a strip mall and brave a wall of cigarette smoke to make a bet with a bookie called Big Jimmy who looks like he’d probably rob you behind a macdonald’s. It should also be cash only. You must go to an atm and withdraw a wad of actual notes to put into Big Jimmy’s sweaty hands.
It should be offputting and gross and seedy. It shouldn’t be as easy as opening an app.
So it turns out all the advertising I’m seeing for online betting here is because as of next week, Alberta will become the second province in Canada to allow online casinos to operate. Way to go Alberta!! What a great place this is
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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
This is what I was alluding to when I discussed that the volume of name changes you have to make as a trans person highlights the ridiculous amount of documentation attached to you.
When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return
it's 2 weeks till GenCon and I'm OFFICIALLY in crunch mode y ✨stressed✨ abt it
(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive
starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes
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on a road trip with my dad. he’s blasting 5sos’s Entire Discography at insane levels and and singing every song word for word. Every Song. the rocks. kiss me kiss me. don’t stop. wildflower. voodoo doll. talk fast. not ok. she’s kinda hot. he knows them all. there are no skips. he’s drumming on the steering wheel.
he’s paused his singing long enough to read a sign that said “new traffic pattern.”
“what kind of traffic pattern do you think it’ll be?” he asked me. “plaid? argyle?”
tried to tell him we were passing the historic spot where the suspension infamously broke on ted nivinsons 2002 toyota tacoma during the rainforest cafe road trip and his response was to crank up the volume on youngblood
me: dad i don’t like the look of this truck
dad: well he’s probably hauling a bunch of helium
me: then why isn’t it floating
dad: haha very funny