TordMatt Connoissewer

Call me Crow | 20 | American | He/Him | Gay + Demisexual | Music Enthusiast | Creative Writer | Profile commission by @wamzyy | Chapter 3 Calm Waters, Troubled Depths On Hold

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

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like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

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my entry for @minkshame + @greasypigeonart's PowerRed AU art contest!!

im killing your guy. how does that make you feel.

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Oh my fucking go he fucking dead

[wtf-edd]

zombeh attack iii ending but these guys instead

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[askclord]

You Spoke of a "Handsome Individual" catching your eye before, Sir . If you don't mind my curiosity- Was this motivated by real interest or alternative motives

(Another one of your clever plans for revenge)

"THERE WAS NO MOTIVATION FOR ANYTHING OF EITHER SORT. IT WAS SIMPLY A PASSING INTEREST, NOTHING MORE."

"ALTHOUGH, THIS IDEA..."

"HAHAHA! HOW STUPID! COULD YOU IMAGINE?! I’D NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[tiny-kt]

this for real fucking works

[scroll-of-thought]

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

[minkshame]

Another switcharound collab with @wamzyy, @greasypigeonart, and @holy-reference-in-a-username !

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they play guitar hero sometimes

thanks for the inspo @crowscanread

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I have such good ideas :3

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teeth, man

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teeth, man

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tord isnt okay.

Content Warning: sexual content (obv), self harm, dubcon

where do we draw the line between a masochism kink and self harm.

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a Compelling performance

i wonder the extent to which vampire compulsion can affect involuntary actions.

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merry christmas <3

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after enthusiastic requests via discord:

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Despite the lack of well any form of content over here, i want to wish everyone a happy holiday's!

Have fun, spend time with loved ones, be safe, do stupid shit

(Also, check out my embroidered pillow I'm making for my secret santa)

[crowscanread]

Thank you @shitpostsnfandomsumps and everyone who got me to 100 reblogs!

[holy-reference-in-a-username]

can we…. please… have sum ellsworld again… im dying…. i loev them

yeah sure