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what i REALLY want to do is knit my friends chunky wool sweaters in ugly patterns and send them jars of homemade jam and lavender honey and sugar-crusted shortbread wrapped in brown paper tied up with knotted twine and handwrite them letters on thick yellowish paper infused with dried wildflowers i picked and pressed myself but nooooo i have to “study” and “work” so that i can earn ‘‘‘money’’’ and pay ‘‘‘bills’’’. fuck all life.

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tove jansson: I’m going to write a really poignant, gay coded relationship between two male characters full of pining and uncertainty, centered around the theme of yearning for the presence of the other and whether commitment means sacrificing your own freedom. all while homosexuality is still illegal

tove jansson: oh and they’re going to look like this

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Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying

glumshoe

when I’m a baron OR a count OR a marquis I’m going to insist that my castle is only accessible via one long, narrow, twisting path that drops off into an abyss on either side

Hand rails?

NO. fuck you

Like this one?

No. That’s a rope bridge. They have their place, but not here.

This is what I’m talking about:

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You're gonna regret that when you buy furniture

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Fun fact, most castles like this actually had a special pulley system for Pulling Furniture up into the castle. Furniture did not come up that disability inaccessible ramp, it came from the bottom of the cliff and was ascended into the heavens by a human powered crane.

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what about wheelchairs and wheelchair users

the crane option doesn’t sound all that safe if I’m honest, and the path obviously isn’t

glumshoe

It’s not supposed to be safe—it’s supposed to be accessible, technically, but dangerous. I don’t want any sensible guests visiting my castle at all.

...actually, if I install a very low, 2-inch barrier on either side of the path to keep wheelchairs from sliding off, it would become safer to traverse in a wheelchair than on foot. Very tempting.