[maraud0rks]

Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏  HARRY 👏  POTTER 👏 👏 

[upthehillart]

So I did an art trade with @ibuzooart! I was asked to draw Tom Riddle so I did (with some “tweaks” because I was bored), and she painted me my sweet Draco! You know how much I love that spoiled prat, guys!

Also, Tom is supposed to have dark eyes but I mean helloooo?? Light grey blue???

[thedeathstarsheart]

im so sorry. 

[knights-of-reylo-reborn]

Omg this is so cute

[peacesmovingcabaret]

[these-are-the-first-steps]

….ok yall got me, it’s a pretty good match this time 😂

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[kenobi-cinnamon-roll-deactivate]

Are you Ewan or Hayden? I’m Ewan towards everything.

[geyashvecova]

Art G.Shvecova (Design graphics - Pastel Series - Glow Pastel Stars_020418)

[nightblightowl]

“I’m so sorry…”

So I finally had it in me to finish this… I’d started it almost a week before Carrie’s passing, so it was just a little hard to get back to afterwards. I was also on the fence about posting it earlier, I didn’t want to have people think it was in bad taste. Rest in Peace, General.

[stefani-germanotta]

BONUS: 

[avengcrwanda]

Dennis & Toby.

[vvhack]

[2ndperiod]

snoke: take that ridiculous thing off

kylo: *takes off shirt*

snoke: THE MASK YOU FUCK

[iwasmotherstupid-deactivated202]

@acrossthestarswithyou

[acrossthestarswithyou]

Oh my god 😂

[adamdriverxlife]

Adam Rocking on the Red Carpet [insp]

[nnintendoe-deactivated20210629]

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

[desert-neon]

I have never reblogged anything faster.

[mfackenthal]

But, of course … is this really a question?

[horrorsoflife]

[ravenbirde]

enough tedtalk….. it’s time to tedlisten………

[homunculus-argument]

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

[abstractandedgyname]

human: 

THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST

the universe:

[im-just-a-reaction]

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

[armedandgayngerous]

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

it works like this

Objects cannot accelerate to the speed of light within normal spacetime; instead, the Alcubierre drive shifts space around an object so that the object would arrive at its destination faster than light would in normal space without breaking any physical laws.

[triss19]

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

[fedkaczynski]

We gonna be surfing gravity waves!!

COWABUNGA SPACE DUDES!

[beans345-deactivated20211127]

I love how mankind’s solution to ftl is just to bend to rules of reality a little.

Universe: ok human, with the physical laws as they are you can’t go faster than the speed of light.

Humanity: ok, let me just figure out how to manipulate space time so I can go FASTER!

[ciswhitethin]

That’s literally how the ship in Futurama works lol the professor says the ship doesn’t move at all, it moves all of space around it. Can’t believe Futurama was right

[bingomann]

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

[bunnygirl319]

So the other night I got really bored so … Enjoy?

[retro-hue]

this is too accurate