wow

I am occasionally here

[taur]

…guess I’m gonna j*rk off again

[0v9]

me, when I wake up from my post jerk off nap

[laraminecroft]

say no more

[fading-out-jade]

*I am shot in the right flank*

*I pull this out of my breast pocket to find a bullet carefully nestled between the ass cheeks*

“Thank you.”

[gaycism]

[gaycism]

[everythingfox]

Orb

[babyanimalgifs]

NOOOOOOO

(via @shecannutbread)

[everythingstarstuff]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[lo1c-deactivated20140706]

“how much do you love me?”

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

“hella”

[tddkart]

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

[pissvortex]

[fluffygif]

Little dinosaur!  by _bronsonthebully

[only-blogging-2-save-rock-n-roll]

@keauty

[fangusklot-deactivated20191109]

Where’s the fucking post of the guy with the huge chain whipping the swat team

[patchoulism]

[huntrad-chadcel]

Vibe check

[captainfalloutfries]

[like-a-lovesickfool]

‘Be gentle its my first time’

‘Sure’

[niuniente]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[thenatsdorf]

“I wasn’t sleeping!” (via virinka)

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them