[kaz-playz]

HJ Mom Log (Feel free to contribute in rb):

Some of these are a bit of a stretch but i have an agenda Ft. Dad LaVonte

Took initiative to buy darkness man ALL the molto bene merch BEFORE he started dropping hints just because he started laughing so hard.

(Learned from vespers birthday - willing to lose his lime scooter to the cops and get shot up for her btw)

TRIED to contribute, grabbed a fire extinguisher. For the gumbaroo. First aid for the kids.

"I think we're done here." Swiftly Removes his child feom hostile, catty interaction

- your well meaning mother in her 50's doing something problematic that you've explained is problematic but she doesn't get totally -> AI maya apology message

- personal headcanon • hj uses his pointer finger and holds his phone at naval level while breaking his neck or directly at his face no in between

"Love that kid" (x2) "HOW'D WE GET SO LUCKY?" i dont want to hear anything.

"We learned from HJ that-" translation: Mom showed us how to-

- first meeting Nancy, the way he directs darkness man from on the record to on background? Sorry thanks mom

"Bat Child wants to go to the dentist Let bat child go to the dentist 😠"

"We wanna make sure you're healthy" (even though they did a shit job at that, isn't it such a mom thing to prioritize looking after your kids wellbeing as well alongside gift giving idk) his first thought wasn't even using tylers stats as his own that was BAT CHILD 😭

HJs entire reaction to ghorse coming home i think. Just– In shock, loaded with work, wounded kid in front of him. "WHAT?!!" "I love how positive you're being. That's what I want. 😟😒" "But obviously there's a spot for you...!"

Im choosing to interpret ally's "you don't touch him.." to zac as Zaeth hiding in a tree to jump Tyler as hj scolding zaeth thank you goodnight

"Bat child, mitch. Did you eat another beths husband? 🤨" idk felt lightly scolding to me

Please put more please

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog

[goryfluff]

What is that? Looks like a Muppet.

Gulper Eel Balloons Its Massive Jaws | Nautilus Live

[mossshhh]

Mikoshi

[rrdcooc]

Okay, but like...

Zaeth isn't afraid of Koschei, because he loves and trusts him. All his mouthing off and not caring and lack of ambition... Koschei let him be that way, gave him the room he needed to grow. He saved his ass when they wanted to kill him and the rest of the coterie in San Francisco.

And that's why Zaeth is always up front with him, and gives it to him straight. Does some attitude come with it? Hell yeah, that's the Bruja way, but Koschei has never given him a reason to think he needs to lie about a situation. And that's why he has no problem telling him that Ermine arrived in Purpee, and was subsequently killed. As Prince, he steps up and takes the responsibility, like he said he would, and is actually rewarded for that honesty.

It's good storytelling.

[not-a-smartass-just-a-nerd]

I need this in a poster, a tshirt, and a motivational cross stitch on a pillow, thanks

[laserbobcat]

"Make it dull" says modern art direction in everything istg. "Pop out the greyish brownish filter post haste. Throw mud on that. We will call it "realistic" cause every creature on earth is mud colored anyway, especially reptiles everyone knows that." Make fun of the beige moms,meanwhile the movie/game industry has been doing it for yeaaaars I was reminded of this by a GoT dragons video, and like. Daenerys' three dragons are hard to tell apart, despite being described as vibrant in the books.

"His black scales are slashed with streaks of vivid scarlet red. His horns and wings are also scarlet red, and his eyes are red as coals. As typical of dragons, his teeth are black. His flame is black fire shot with red. Drogon's scales are black, his horns and spinal plates are blood red, and his eyes are smoldering red pits."

The series:

But then he has a vibrant jade green/bronze and a shiny white/gold siblings, and here they are:

Nice and grey/brown/dull 👌 WHERE IS IT WHERE IS THE COLOR imagine having a crazy budget and actually delivering a beautiful shiny dragon glimmering in the skies? Nope, mud, mud everywhere

Meanwhile, actual reality:

[ghostslust]

hear me out guys t4t4t polyamory

[missdiadee]

I love Brennan’s commitment to holding Ally accountable for the batshit insane things they say.

Kristen wants to jump from a tower with a ribbon? Done.

Nat 20 and Hatwell can fly? Sure thing.

HJ tries to steal a cop’s gun? Have fun in the river, my dude!

[doelettas]

spot the difference

[conspicuous-stitch-witch]

a supernatural middle age writer/lit professor shooting her shot with:

if you don’t mind robbing the cradle, you’re welcome to spend the night

ESTELLE LAURENT, THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

[lionofchaeronea]

If anyone's feeling sad today, here's a newly discovered species of octopus. Found in the waters off the Galapagos Islands, this little critter can fit in the palm of your hand.

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[whoopsie-collective]

Image ID: A screenshot of a tumblr comment that says "yeah, its only abhorrent imo, when the recipient is non consenting, i've" the screenshot cuts off.

[dogspouse]

[polystyrenequeen]

siobhan has such a bisexual playing style but she always gets overshadowed by zac who accidentally backs himself into bisexuality season after season

[fluffyplushiesworld]