Chicken man with a chicken plan

CrowG0d's reblog blog. Buncha memes and fandom gar.

[bumblebi713]

My submission for DBD's cosmetic contest this year- OUTRUN, or The Synthularity, inspired by the synthwave subgenre of the same name.

[retrodynamics]

What do you mean by "puppet master that cursed my dick"?

[krisrix]

I just tagged my Local Hero fanart by saying that the fic “cursed my dick”, forgetting that’s a highly-specific phrase that few people actually know (despite how hysterically and painfully relatable I find the concept).

So I did a google search to find the image, and the first hit is from my dearest Retro here, the delightful villain who introduced me to this phrase.

I think this hurts more than helps, but here you go @basic-banshee @god-is-bready

[retrodynamics]

LMAOOOO GOOD. I use this phrase so often I forget that it’s not like… completely mainstream. whoops

[bobdylancomments]

[discount-supervillain]

[mashailfaqeeh]

Wasting My Young Years•Series

[beemovieerotica]

please vote for tylenol to have her face on a beer can $1 for 1 vote and the donation goes to the baltimore animal rescue and care shelter

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[semislutera-deactivated20230303]

[immortalenough]

the alternate jail cutscene is so funny to me bc everyone’s like wtf that’s not the marshal + omg you’re alive! + welcome to the team here’s a button + get some rest we have so much to catch up on + oh and also there’s about three dozen people trying to break into the prison rn so no rush

and you’re just laying there like

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

virgils face when he sees tracey not wearing the button will always make me giggle

[s1lentsadist]

Trade with the incredible @somepersonyan!!! 🖤🖤 I was so happy to draw these good boys for you~~

Staci x Jacob [STAB]: Dirty Cop x Mafia Boss AU

bonus!

[i-love-hot-men-in-video-games]

OMG

[havingsomemorejohnlarks]

ITS AMAZING!!!

[marxism-transgenderism]

What always gets me about learning about settler colonialism is how once you learn about it you cannot unsee the violence to the land itself. My home state was previously nearly 100% wetlands, apart of the wider Ohio river valley whose biodiversity supported such large populations of hundreds of different species that many contemporary source from settlers describe it as like the garden of Eden.

The Indigenous people who farmed and hunted here (and still farm and hunt in what land they have been able to keep and reclaim) were able to grow miles of upon miles of crops with multiple harvests a year, encouraging this biodiversity by creating forest gardens with incredible amounts of food from staples like corn and squash to local fruits like pawpaws to European imports like apples alongside controlled burns which allowed fields and buffalo ranges to expand.

Nowadays my state is known almost exclusively for its fields of nothing but corn and soy beans. Driving through in between the comparatively small cities you'll see nothing but fields where the plethora of different trees and plants were chopped down mile by mile, the remaining wetlands drained and flattened, and the rich black soils robbed of their nutrients through decades upon decades of monocrop agriculture now preserved through the life blood of petrochemical fertilizers which destroy the surrounding environment.

This process was done mile by mile as the tens of thousands of Indigenous people were killed and displaced by settlers and the US army, the land measured and sold acre by acre to white settlers who raped the land as described, filling the pockets of wealthy land speculators (like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson) who bought the land directly from the government in schemes so corrupt historians have dedicated entire careers to mapping out their dramas.

It's like learning about commodity fetishism and suddenly seeing hundreds of strangers in the products that surround you. Once you learn how the land was destroyed for profit you'll never look at the miles of fields or the cracks in the concrete of buildings built on wetlands or the stench of now obsolete canals built solely for a once boat-dependent economy with no care for the environment the same.

[luoce]

canadas wonderland trip

i cant believe theyre canadian guys canadian rep

[marooncircus]

I'm the one who still loves your ghost

(Click for better quality)

[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[softwaring]

moon and rainbow at sunrise by mark ham

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.