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Jess, aka Syppah. I just make and share shitposts here these days. Owner/artist of Witch Vamp.

[shopwitchvamp]

PREORDERS COMING SOON

6/2/26 - 6/9/26! The following designs & accessories will be up for preorder. Get ready by checking everything out [here]!!

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[shopwitchvamp]

JUNE PREORDERS ARE OPEN!

[glintblade]

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

[glintblade]

[shopwitchvamp]

PREORDERS COMING SOON

6/2/26 - 6/9/26! The following designs & accessories will be up for preorder. Get ready by checking everything out [here]!!

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[shopwitchvamp]

This week's restock is live! [5/21 Restock]

All of these designs and more are back in stock now! Come check them out before they're gone again!!

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[oneheadtoanother]

[gondorrevealparty]

baseball interviewers will ask "how do you throw the ball so good" and Mariners players will casually drop that they have a headmate who plays the game for them

[pangolinknight]

Isn't that just Yu-Gi-Oh?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theunstoppablenightmare]

[shopwitchvamp]

This week's restock is live now!

- May Flowers Restock -

🖤 witchvamp.com 🖤

[cinemathequerat]

Preaching to the Perverted (1997) dir. Stuart Urban

[shopwitchvamp]

Hello, everyone! I'm briefly back home from the Appalachian Trail, and we've got a restock going up in the shop RIGHT NOW here: 5/4/26 Restock

More to come in over the next half hour or so~ Keep an eye out!! I'll update this post when everything that's gonna go up today is up!

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[shopwitchvamp]

Alright! Everything for today's restock is up now!!

[shopwitchvamp]

Today we hit mile 100

[fromthecrypt]

ohhh *nods sagely* i see. i've gone insane

[killtheboyband-deactivated20220]

[ghaterrecha]

I need people reblogging this without context to know that this is literally a quote from the tv show Hannibal.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[shopwitchvamp]

Updates from the past week or so on the trail:

Got a trail name, formed a crew! Muse, Frankenstein (me!), and Candyman. Still in Georgia for now but nearing North Carolina~

[erlkingssarchive]

just saw an x-ray of a horse skull. can’t say i’m too happy with it

[erlkingssarchive]

what the FUCK is this

[beardless-bearded-vulture]

Fun fact: horses' teeth take up more space in their skulls than their brains!

[keeperofthehens]

Horses: eating is more important than thinking

Anyone whose ever interacted with a horse: sounds about right

[shopwitchvamp]

[shopwitchvamp]

Hello everyone, reminder that this is real and I'm about to go start it like really really soon. Most things with the shop will pretty much carry on as usual, but just know that I will not be reachable here for multi-day stretches at a time. So if you send an ask or whatever, I might not be able to get to it for quite a while sometimes. If you ever need something answered quickly please send an email to [email protected]!! My partner will still be around fulfilling orders and handling support emails as always! ☺️💖

[headspace-hotel]

ok time to lock in *HIGH PITCHED WAILING* *GUTTURAL GROWLS* *MECHANICAL SHRIEKS LIKE RUSTED HINGES*

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