Life as I Live It

Joseph. 24. Gay. He/Him. DCI - BACCG 2012. WGI - 2010-2014. Austin, TX. Random selection of things that interest me, including Pokemon, Food, TV, Pop Culture, Funny stuff, random looks into my life/mind and introducing Politics! Sanders 2016. Twice the Gem that you are.

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[onlytwitterpics]

[theonion]

Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap

SEATTLE—Touting it as an invigorating way to jumpstart your morning, Starbucks on Friday unveiled its new $7 wake-up slap. “This open-handed smack to the face is perfect for those days where you barely dragged yourself out of bed and really need a pick-me-up,” said spokeswoman Gina Barish, adding that the basic palm slap can be boosted with an extra-shot option that includes a stiff backhand across the other cheek. “You can also customize the width of the hand and the brawniness of the barista so you get hit as hard as you need to start your day off energized and ready to roll. You can just walk right up to the counter and get slapped, or have a cashier lean out the convenient drive-thru window and whack you without even having to park.” Barish went on to say that while the slap was a limited-time promotion, it could become a regular menu item along with last season’s five-gallon ice water drenching.

[crusaderjoey]

Newest Theory

Yellow Diamond had something to do with Pink Diamond getting shattered and then blamed it on Rose Quartz so she had a reason to plant the cluster in the Earth. I think the fact that Eyeball didn’t see the shield is a red flag and shape shifting is a thing in the Steven Universe universe. In the right conditions a shape shifted YD could pass as a RQ to trick a Ruby which, besides our own, have shown to be fairly incompetent “private” level soldiers. What’s hard enough to scratch a Diamond? A Diamond. On top of that, the way the title of what’s the use of feeling (blue) gives away that Yellow has detached herself from emotion (she is the logical and objective leader) she even ends just saying “what’s the use of feeling” in general, not just feeling blue. No point in having emotions at all to the YD. only logic, use, and weaponry for conquering, a la the cluster.

[crusaderjoey]

Shout out to when I predicted what people are predicting now.

[brandoncarlo]

contrary to what gay fan fiction will have you believe, “trust” is not a good substitute for lube.

[druidicrune]

What about believing in the heart of the cards

[alicenthightower]

[totalariana]

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

[yourbrothershotfriend]

You guys drain me in the comments, you can act like you guys hate her and her music as much as you want. But when that masc dude who fucked you for 3 months leaves you on read and never contacts you again, it’ll be you listening to ‘White Horse’ crying at 2am smh

[mxnrique]

[harrystylesdildo-deactivated201]

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

[cyberdramon]

This is the blessed cartridge of Shiny Luck. Reblog this to be blessed and may you find shiny pokemon

[paperberryart-deactivated201808]

Viridian Forest

[fiafiafiaaaa]

rose no that’s not how you spend time with your child

[gaytotodile]

This is an actual tweet by dennys

[mysterymellie]

[crusaderjoey]

Is it just me or...

Does anyone else not like the way the show has been treating Pearl recently. Why is she the punching bag or the punch line lately?

[badficniverse]

From the fanfic “Jasper Poofs Garnet 1000 Times Before She is Redeemed”

[crusaderjoey]

Newest Theory

Yellow Diamond had something to do with Pink Diamond getting shattered and then blamed it on Rose Quartz so she had a reason to plant the cluster in the Earth. I think the fact that Eyeball didn’t see the shield is a red flag and shape shifting is a thing in the Steven Universe universe. In the right conditions a shape shifted YD could pass as a RQ to trick a Ruby which, besides our own, have shown to be fairly incompetent “private” level soldiers. What's hard enough to scratch a Diamond? A Diamond. On top of that, the way the title of what's the use of feeling (blue) gives away that Yellow has detached herself from emotion (she is the logical and objective leader) she even ends just saying "what's the use of feeling" in general, not just feeling blue. No point in having emotions at all to the YD. only logic, use, and weaponry for conquering, a la the cluster.

[airiatasui]

Me picking up the Nintendo Switch in March