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chuuya & skk fan ; any pronouns

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i feel so bad for Kunikida he’s constantly getting ragebaited

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posting art or fanfic feels a bit like gambling to me because of the little dopamine rush i get when anyone interacts with me

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some bsd high school/college au headcanons in honor of me passing all my finals

— Ranpo is a criminal justice major and has been informally adopted by his professor (newly appointed father) Fukuzawa

— Atsushi is in his 3rd year of high school and receives tutoring from Dazai, a third-year pre-med student.

— while Dazai is pre-med, he doesn’t plan on actually entering the medical field or completing his education because he’s a LOSER /j

— Yosano is in med school but somehow manages to retain her energy and have a decent social life (tell me your ways 🙏🙏)

— The Akutagawa’s are both in high school; Ryuu is in his 4th year and Gin is in their 3rd. Ryuu wants to go to the same college as Dazai to try and gain his approval, and Gin plans to study martial arts instead of going to college.

— Kyouka and Kenji are both in their final year of middle school, Kyouka is always top of her class while Kenji is a bit more laid-back about grades.

— Kunikida is a mathematics major and his apartment is full of various planners and calendars, and all of his belongings are very neatly placed. Dazai picks the lock and moves things around just slightly when he knows Kunikida is in class, and it drives him insane.

— Natsume is allegedly the dean of the University, but nobody has ever seen him around campus

— On a completely unrelated note, there is a calico cat that frequents the outdoor campus and has even been spotted in the nearby high school.

— The flags all graduated and have jobs, (AND ARE HAPPILY ALIVE) but they also started a band for shits and giggles and are getting shockingly popular.

— Chuuya is a physics major with a sports scholarship. Albatross gifted him a motorcycle for one of his birthdays and Chuuya shows it off at any chance he’s given. He’s also super cool and well-liked but im not biased or anything

— Junichiro is in his final year of high school and wants to be a hairdresser, but feels guilty about going off to a specialized college and leaving his sister behind.

— Louisa and Poe are both international students and literature majors, and are both incredibly shy but managed to bond over their shared love for writing fanfiction.

— Lucy is in her 3rd year of high school and is an exchange student from Canada. She works part-time at a cafe that the college students frequent and knows ALL of the gossip even though she doesn’t go there

— Sigma is a European exchange student who originally planned to spend only a semester in Yokohama, but was charmed (pestered) into staying by the friends that he made. (Dazai, Yosano, Ranpo, and Nikolai)

— Nikolai went to an acting school in Europe but chose to live in Japan after college because he used a spinner wheel to decide where he would go on a whim

— Ango is an incredibly overworked secretary at a law firm while he studies to become a government worker. He and Oda are roommates (roommates or “roommates” is undecided as of right now)

— Higuchi is in her 3rd year of high school and is surviving purely on spite and too much caffeine

— Adam is a TA and there’s rumors that he might not be a real person because he responds to emails frighteningly quickly

— Tsujimura is a criminology major and likes to find and explore abandoned buildings in the countryside as a hobby

I have so many more and also I have a few for some of the light novel characters (Tsujimura my love…) which I will gladly share if asked :>

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i hate them with all my heart and soul

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Can I make this into a sticker

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absolutely!! I’m flattered :3

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i hate them with all my heart and soul

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when im in a ‘denying the intensely homoerotic situationship ive had with my partner for the past seven years’ competition and my opponents are these two FREAKS

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bsd has GOT to be the hated child of bones studio because what do you mean they also animated my hero fucking academia, vanitas no carte, mob psycho 100, gachiakuta, and a shit ton of other stuff??? it might be silly to be so heavily displeased about this but i don’t see any of these other shows getting fuckass turtle smiles or constant fisheyes. sighh

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i really don’t understand why a fictional characters “role” in intimacy is such a big deal. like sure, i have my preferences, but im not going to argue or get pissy with anyone who thinks differently.

my primary example for this is skk because it’s such a massive debate within the shipping fanbase. yes, smut content is popular. yes, people view the characters differently and have their own headcanons. but does it seriously matter that much about whether a fictional man is top or bottom??

a majority of people are decent about this and just mute the tag and move on with their day, but I’ve seen far too many arguments sparked over “topzai better!” “no bottomzai is!” and it pisses me off.

it’s also a huge gateway for mischacterization. I feel like there are a lot of stereotypes about whomever plays a specific role. some people who enjoy bottom chuuya tend to feminize him and minimize his character to “Dazai’s femboy twink who needs his alpha to protect him”, meanwhile a lot of bottomzai fans dumb dazai down to being totally pathetic and bratty every single second, undermining his character and making him unable to do things without chuuya’s help, or making him totally desperate for chuuya.

i have absolutely nothing against smut involving two consenting adult individuals, but it gets to a point where it feels like a lot of fans simply want to sexualize the characters and ignore their canon personalities almost completely.

idk this might just be a personal grievance, but neither of these characters are pathetic or incapable of doing things themselves. chuuya is one of if not the most masculine characters in the entirety of bsd, and dazai is brilliant and wouldn’t be constantly forfeiting his own dignity to get laid.

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i have so many skk headcanons so im dumping them here

-15skk ABSOLUTELY vandalized stuff. like all the time. chuuya got really good at graffiti patterns trust

-teen skk almost got banned from the arcade after causing a disturbance (probably breaking things or physically fighting or something) but dazai pestered mori into threatening or buying the place so he and chuuya could keep going there

-after the events of stormbringer, chuuya consistently visits both the flags’ and murase’s graves on a regular basis, and sometimes dazai accompanies him “to look after his dog”

-teen skk weren’t romantic in any sort of way, but there were plenty of moments where they had to patch each others wounds/stay in safehouses together/care for each other, and it made both of them feel really safe and comforted but they refused to show it

-chuuya probably would’ve found out that dazai was alive 2 years after his defection because dazai would be in public records with the agency, which the mafia undoubtedly has tabs on. he was tempted to storm the agency himself just to give dazai a (loving) beating for letting him think he’d died, but knew that it was irrational

-both of them only came to terms with the concept of actually being romantically interested in the other after dazai had already defected, since dazai was doing a ton of self reflection after oda’s death and chuuya was trying to get a better understanding of his emotions to properly grieve his partner’s supposed death

-their reunion in the manga felt a lot more intimate than the one in the anime, like they were both secretly relieved to see the other, and also managed to go right back into that pattern of bickering despite the time they’d spent apart

-dazai can’t cook for shit and survives primarily off of cheap convenience store meals. chuuya attempted to teach him (big mistake) and dazai nearly burned down chuuya’s apartment. he is now banned from any and all kitchen activities

-they don’t officially live together but dazai breaks in and stays the night at chuuya’s place so often that he’s basically moved in. chuuya has extra sets of clothing and hygiene products for dazai as well

-while chuuya would put his life in dazai’s hands without a moments hesitation, he refuses to let dazai touch any of his vehicles after learning that dazai was responsible for bombing his car

that’s all!! they are so stupid and I hate them and want to squeeze them to death. but seriously I feel like skk can be really soft when they want to be, they just don’t really communicate. domestic skk ftw

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He’s got this guys trust!! (He doesn’t)

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i HATE 18zai (i say with my lying face on)