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I feel as though I’ve lost my excitement for food. Ever since becoming a sous chef, I’ve lost what drove me. It’s been 3 or so years now and it’s just a job. Cooking as a line cook was more exciting. Is it me or is it where I am in life.

reinerist

But when this girl at the Jack in the Box asked me if I was having an awesome day, I thought, well, today I’m actually allowed to feel shitty, today I have a good reason, so I said to her, “Well, my mom died. ” And she immediately burst into tears. So, now I have to comfort her, which is annoying, and meanwhile, there’s a line of people forming behind me, who are all giving me these real judgy looks because I made the Jack in the Box girl cry. And she’s bawling, and she’s saying, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” and I’m like, “It’s fine. It’s fine. I mean, it’s not fine, but, you know, it’s fine.

theshittyfoodblog

When you need that protein and nighttime relief at the same time

smalltalktorture

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

dankmemeuniversity

evehypos

night-sky-hunter

1 minute after midnight tonight

proncesspeamch

Do not fall in love with people like me.

it-giirl

I don’t NEED a relationship, I WANT one . Like I’m not looking for no one to complete me or make me whole or whatever . I just wanna fall deeply and unbelievably in love with someone . I want someone to never stop choosing me and actually try with me . I want affection and intimacy with someone I trust with my whole heart . I wanna experience something real for once .

jeongincore

the crab in the little mermaid was right, the human world is a mess

ufomism

person: i care about u me: ok then why am i not ur entire life??? smh fake

paper-mario-wiki

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.