whats in your wallet?

[no-chill-at-all]

The original basic bitches

[imamisfittoy]

Where-my-hug-at-Gaston

I’m fydthinpjgdehbfghb

[littletitsbigheart-deactivated2]

I can’t lmao

[crustingtacos]

talks to IKEA dishes....lmao

[no-chill-at-all]

[crustingtacos]

“Toe tap a flea”

[sword-grandma]

[crustingtacos]

What the signs need

Aries: a bottle of vodka

Taurus: a sugar daddy

Gemini: some dick tbh

Cancer: fuckboy repellent

Leo: to go on a shopping spree

Virgo: a blunt

Libra: a puppy or kitty

Scorpio: to drop out of school and become a stripper

Sagittarius: two bottles of vodka

Capricorn: their school to burn down

Aquarius: to get their life together tbh

Pisces: better friends

[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[crustingtacos]

my favorite video on the internet

[ferrantes]

[madilik]

current mood

[crustingtacos]

mid-terms are coming up and this is literally how i feel..

[jesusinc-deactivated20151108]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

six things every girl will ALWAYS have in her purse:

another smaller purse

an aging picture of ringo starr

a six pack of heineken 

the complete box set of every season of Deadliest Catch

the hat you thought you lost at Disneyland when you were 5

a tiny, infinitely dense marble that contains our own universe

[thatsthat24]

I am now crying

[crustingtacos]

Mmm will someone do this for me? ill pay you $10

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[louises-belcher]

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

cockroach cummies

[pomeranian2]

[mushroam]

20 minutes into nearly napping and chill and he start rapping at your chamber door

[crustingtacos]

vat u doin?

[mugicha1]

[purpletangyvaginas]

[catsjade]

[princess-peasant]

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRADES.

[bekkaa]

i finally get it!

yoooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[pomeranian2]