ovar the rainbow

[hamtaro-out-of-context]

[velvetys]

Y’all watch bob l'éponge?

[greelin]

COUNT dracula? ok. one lol

[unclefather]

[cowboy]

Don't even have sex

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

[cowboy]

Absolutely fucking not

[cowboy]

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.

[vltra7-deactivated20231230]

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI

[angelicguy]

i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm

[lelouch]

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[45percenterthen]

some tabs have been open on my phone for literally 2 years they r like brothers to me

[thepleasuregoblin]

you are all sick in the head

[45percenterthen]

sorry for getting attached to the white chocolate cheesecake recipe i opened in february 2020. as if its my fault

[balljointedbae-deactivated20130]

[frogstack]

ok op deleted and no one in the reblogs seems 2 have identified what/where this is so i did a little reverse image searching.

the screaming heads by peter camani in ontario, canada

[catgirlasscheeks-deactivated202]

[foulserpent]

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

[myofibril]

my toxic trait is i refuse to use any alternative to tumblr. i will be here literally until it implodes. there will be 4 total posts on the entire platform and i’ll still be here. then when it dies i will take my graceful exit from social media

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

[ryebreadgf]

thinking about a warm chocolate croissant

[thefinanigansposts]

There's no such thing as "chocolate croissant"

It's pain au chocolat or nothing!

[ryebreadgf]

i'm feeling even more francophobic than usual

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[pinksdoodles1-deactivated202504]

tumblr is now recommending me content that they themselves removed