Destination: Anywhere

Mike Murphy, 27, (he/they) | American-Irish roots | Germany/Switzerland

[michaeldaaboul]

Some healing looks like silence before it looks like progress.

[remanence-of-love]

[samuraicatt]

[littlegirlinvisible]

# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN  

CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)

[cruzh-the-world]

11 years… time flies

[neil-gaiman]

NEIL GAIMAN I AM SO SCARED THAT GOOD OMENS WON'T END HAPPILY☹️

It won't. It will have a very tragic ending. Crowley takes a sleeping potion, but Aziraphale thinks Crowley is dead and plunges a dagger deeply into his fair breast. Crowley wakes and, finding Aziraphale dead, becomes, in his heartbreak, a furniture delivery person and is crushed to death by a falling wardrobe. Then everybody cries.

[camilleflyingrotten]

ABANDONED CREATURE(s)

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TODAY

[camilleflyingrotten]

Thinking about the Good Omens S1 body swap…

LATER

[angie-words]

My heart

[goodomensonprime]

We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

@neil-gaiman

[neil-gaiman]

The chorus of Wahoos is deafening and delightful.

[newlevant]

Preview of Sam Long’s story, drawn by the amazing Cynthia Yuan Cheng! (@cynthiaycheng, cynthiaycheng.com)

Becoming Who We Are Kickstarter ends Dec 14! Preorder now to help us fund the book!

bit.ly/becomingkickstarter

Becoming Who We Are: Real Stories About Growing Up Trans

Exclusive to Kickstarter - the limited Hardcover edition of the "Becoming Who We Are" anthology.

[invisiblefoxfire]

Hey this looks really awesome but there are 5 days left and it still needs quite a bit of funding to hit the goal. Spread the word, signal boost, I want my books! There are tiers specifically for libraries and retailers as well, so especially share with any librarians or bookshop owners you know!

[neil-gaiman]

Four days left...

[neil-gaiman]

There's an online claim that the two old women who lived together in Coraline are gay and together. Is this true sir?

You’re asking me if the two old women who live together downstairs from Coraline live together?

[little-lady-bird]

Yes the ones I've assumed were gay my whole life. People online are saying you confirmed it and I wanted to check if it was genuinely canon

[neil-gaiman]

It's been genuinely canon since I wrote the book. Why would anyone think they weren't a couple?

[kingofgoblets]

The degree to which the people who do not like seeing queer people represented will STAY in denial about otherwise completely obviously queer characters being obviously queer is astounding. Therefore, queer audiences have become conditioned over decades of this denial being shoved in our faces (and being used to call us delusional for even considering the possibility of a queer character ever existing) that at this point, many people refuse to even THINK it may be possible without Word Of God confirmation and/or onscreen tongue kissing.

Which means that unfortunately, authors like Gaiman who try to put queer characters in their story without making a big flashy statement about it (because queer people are just people who happen to exist in the world along with everybody else) are going to be bombarded with well-meaning but very skittish people hoping against hope that they are indeed seeing what they think they’re seeing.

[neil-gaiman]

I wonder if that's why some people who had read the Sandman were positively shocked at the number of gay people in Sandman on TV. The characters were just as gay in the comics. But perhaps the people reading could miss that or ignore it in ways they couldn't do when the people were walking around on their screens.

[eliispunkk-deactivated20260709]

Sherlock just loves murder

[neil-gaiman]

Why Tumblr? Why do you, an actual celebrity, a famous writer, use Tumblr of all websites?

(The actual celebrity and famous writer sits back in his rocking chair, surveys the world of Tumblr, from his porch. He chews meditatively on a straw, and then he says:)

TACAFW: Y'see, I've been here for nigh on twelve years now, which in new-fangled internet years is about four hundred years... yup, I remember when all this wuz just folks trading photos of cats, and I remember when over there, where it's now just waste land, that whole part of town was whut we used to call 'Not safe for work" -- hooey, I don't know where those folks went, when they got driv out of town -- but me, through those twelve years, I've just been in this old rockin' chair on this old porch, and I've seen 'em come and I've seen 'em go... I guess I mus' just' like it here...

[eloisecarles]

[aenramsden]

[ID: A picture of Neil Gaiman wearing an old-fashioned jacket with popped collar and a Stetson pulled low over his eyes, leaning back in his rocking chair with his boots propped up on an upside-down washing pan, saying “They came for gold an’ glory, but all they could find were sexbots an’ kittens. So they left. But I stayed. I stayed.”]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[remanence-of-love]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I have to hand it to Musk, nobody else could have fucked up quite on this scale, Twitter is a disaster right now

there will be lawsuits over this stuff

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I'm too slow - Eli Lilly is apparently thinking about suing over this one:

[laszlos-deactivated20250927]

[petalsbleedingbeak]

Musk is gonna get sued shitless and I'm sooooooo here for it.

Twatter is plummeting in a disastrophy flames like Hindenburg and I love being a little bitchy tumblr cunt who watches it burn, laughs my ass off, and checks my supply of petrol... just in case.

I'll watch Shitter die in real time and piss on its grave when it's done.

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[thepersianslipper]

@gentleman-detective

[gentleman-detective]

@thepersianslipper This made my whole day. I could not choose a favorite if I tried 😭😭