Time Running

I like people and naps.

[theocseason4]

[wvlanvaneck]

the scene in jennifer’s body where she smears foundation all over her face in a desperate attempt to feel any semblance of normal after her body being violated and taken over by a demon and literally losing her humanity and the only way she can even think to fix it is to cover herself in makeup because that’s how the world wants to see girls and that’s what she’s been taught to do her whole life >>>>>>>>> fight club, american psycho, all marvel, anything by question tarantula ari astor or david fincher, any movie created by a man ever

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[nerdymouse]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

Amazing. Truly amazing.

Also now they’re selling “Make America Rake Again” stickers.

[cosmicutie]

YOU GUYS DIDNT SEE THE BEST PART

They are selling hilarious shirts and all the proceeds go to the National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network‼️‼️‼️

[ralfmaximus]

GUYS IT GOT BETTER

[sleep-token]

Here’s a link right to the store as well as sawdustbear’s Twitter post, which has an update showing their spreadsheet for profit donations!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL

[ladiesofcinema]

ROBIN TUNNEY, LIV TYLER AND RENÉE ZELLWEGER

Empire Records (1995) dir. Allan Moyle

[sirfrogsworth]

He doesn’t look a day over 129. 

[thefrogman]

This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise. 

He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma. 

Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.

Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis. 

Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting a thirst trap to Instagram. 

After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma. 

Or Fred.

Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual? 

Nice. 

[loki-tv-daily-deactivated202105]

keanu reeves by Deborah Feingold (1989) set 2

[funny-tik-toks]

[deathsgotawarrantforyou]

Ruth Negga as Hamlet in the St. Ann’s Warehouse production directed by Yaël Farber. Photo by Teddy Wolff (2020) IG @teddywolff

[limitedseries]

2020 Primetime Emmy Awards Nominee for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series: Zendaya as Rue Bennett in Euphoria

[theocseason4]

[gomjabbar]

obama included fleabag as one of his favorite shows of 2019 which means he watched the scene in the first episode where fleabag masturbates to a video of him talking. use this information or don’t

[worldlykid]

I found this really important tiktok about what to do if a Jehovah’s Witness or Morman missionary comes to your door:

[clungedestroyer]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[valtsv]

i'm losing my mind at the uk's official, government-approved slogan for keeping restaurants in business

[jpegfantasy]

A beautifully tiled 90s public washroom.

Bathrooms, Collins Design, 2004 📚

Salvaged & scanned by @jpegfantasy 🖨️