life's a show

elizabeth. modern media and ancient history scratch an itch in my brain.

[lirapheus]

the raven cycle by maggie stiefvater

“These days, they all had their hands thrust into the sky, hoping for comets.”

[justintaco]

[mikica]

(Reading the dashboard) War is hell

[mikica]

*dips you in hot sugar water*Youre gonna be a lollipop

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

[thecyndimistuff]

oscar isaac finally escaping disney star wars just to go to the mcu is like being the final girl in a horror film finally escaping the killer and then intentionally getting your leg stuck in a bear trap

[silentcompanion]

[@librarysource mission IV: - book alphabet]

— T: The Secret History by Donna Tartt

[thoodleoo]

when you think about it tho pliny the elder is kind of the funniest guy in the world like. he wrote all these books about natural history that he was wrong about where he confidently claims things like “some animals only have blood during certain parts of the year” and then when mt. vesuvius erupted and destroyed pompeii and herculaneum he said “oh mt vesuvius is exploding? let me go check it out” and then he died

[mycroftrh]

the man was committed to science. he wasn’t very good at it. but he was committed

[warlockwhore]

[afloweroutofstone]

Gotta hand it to him this is fucking funny

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[brucebocchi]

[neotrances-deactivated]

ive been sending my apprentice on dangerous quest because i fucking hate him and want him to die, ive told the guy to retrieve rare rock salts out of active volcanos and to take the neck bones from venomous frost giants, yknow impossible stuff, and he completes every task unharmed without fail, its really pissing me off, i think im just gonna bludgeon him when he walks through the door

[ninewhiskers]

[neotrances-deactivated]

who isrhis

[ninewhiskers]

tigerstar from warrior cats

[neotrances-deactivated]

oh okay carry on

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[sacredstem]

it annoys me how the bastardized version of this post got memed …. she GAVE cunt she SERVED and she DIED…… remember that ..

[lyingfigure]

in that orderrrrr

[deconstructedcunt]

bitches take note

[ottermatopoeia]

know your herstory

[m0tel6mxzzy-deactivated20250326]

i DO NOT care if the electraheart album is satire. in my heart of hearts i AM a primadonna girl. all i ever wanted was the world

[pitbolshevik]

i think junie b jones would kill greg heffley in a fight