your local cryptid

oh god im in my 30s

[thebatmansource]

Official 'Camera Test' Teaser THE BATMAN: PART II (2028) dir. Matt Reeves

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[silly-blue-gosling]

oh leg and arm hair how i love you

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[lycions]

x

[instant-oatmeal]

[xanaxfarts]

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[graves-yard]

Apparently the reason why Ryan Gosling is so much bigger in Fall Guy than most of his other muscle man movies is cause they were actually feeding Ryan Gosling so that Colt looked “out of shape” as a stuntman…….

Which is just…

What

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[wisedreamdelusion]

thank you for protecting us from the wolf we know what great job you do we love you

[pinniposting]

what’s at the end of a rainbow? GREY SEALS!

image credit: Danny Lawson/PA Wire

[angelnumber27]

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

[see-arcane]

Captain: Passed Gibraltar and out through Straits. All well. 👍

The other 265 pages left in the book: 😔

[nessa007]

"Attention, teachers, do not send anyone to my office unless they say an actual bad word. I was about to have Al Sharpton up in here." ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2021- ) Season 5 | Episode 6 "No Phones"