ghost of gay sex past

[skinmite]

“nobody is saying completely abolish the police theyre saying defund and reform uwu”

“nobody is saying literally give the land back theyre saying it metaphorically uwu”

[twoguysonebeartrap]

movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy’s action and he’s unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

This comparison is wild, but where’s the lie

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[highasaklaus]

[ihaventpaidtaxessince2011-deact]

top 10 preminger moments

[stedebonnit]

My future partner, proposing to me: wow, this must be the best moment of your life

Me, thinking about the moment I watched this video: Yeah it’s up there.

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[dragkingandreweldritch]

[thegoodbara-deactivated20210202]

Artist: maohking

[sweepmoon]

Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.

[omgamazingwtf123-deactivated202]

Watching this was an ethereal experience

[britneyqueers]

this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy

[dovewithscales]

This is fucking awesome.

[cowboylegolas]

aragorn, practicing his elvish: hey what’s up?

legolas: ??????

aragorn, adjusting his dialect: oh sorry.. howdy how yall doin today

legolas: OH howdy!! :) what’s truckin partner

[twilightrenaissance]

edward texting bella about the snail he saw moodboard

[serpentine913]

[lucidlivvin-deactivated20260223]

Therell Spires

[shadio]

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[schlongalicious]

[instagram-boys]

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[decisivo]