Boy Howdy

I do not control the reblog. Queer - 18+ - Normal about things. Formally the-uno-reverse-card.

[feeshu09]

This wonderful fic by @particle90272 brought me out of hiding and made me dust off my Tumblr account lolol. Just finished book 1 and I just wanna hdbdnsnsnnsks-- it's so gooddd

[parkayquarts]

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[allpiesforourown]

Goodnight imagine if . Imagine if shen yuan tried to disguise his plant body by pretending to be a woman instead of wearing that fake beard . Because no one would accuse a woman wearing makeup and a dress of being shen qingqiu in disguise, right..? Shizun, it's for your own safety put on the lipstick and the lady’s lingerie please... shizun please it's a fool proof plan

[swordy-da-goat]

#artists

[swordy-da-goat]

Edited for all my writer friends out there

[oddballwriter]

I like when people yap in the comments. It’s like giving me a treat

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[fanficanddaydreams]

The absolute peak of SVSSS fanfic is Shen Yuan transmigrating into [insert literally anyone/anything] and unknowingly seducing [insert literally any character] while accidentally making an absolute mess out of canon.

It’s true. I don’t make the rules. It’s just facts.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[binghespeerlesscucumber]

I have seen a few fics where Shen Jiu!Shen Qingqiu gets pollened into having kitty ears which gets him thoroughly embarrassed for a bit but I have yet to see one where it gets him straight up exposed

So he gets pollened and the other perk lord expect something like this:

24/7 just more obviously an asshole than usual

Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu actually:

Shen Qingqiu still keeps up his usual act, which has the other perk lords quite confused. Sick? Ok. He got pollened. But wdym scared? Scared of what?? And all the time???

Meanwhile Shen Qingqiu has no idea his new body parts are betraying him like that. His mask is perfect after all, nothing has changed. Except the damn ears refuse to participate in the performance.

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[doomedmutual]

[howling-wizard2]

first run of the xenonite suit (grace naively thought he was going to be able to play it cool)

[dogpuppy]

[twiggy-boy]

"what is this BABY doing in space!???"

-Rocky, probably