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[crypticalbatross-blog]

it’s been a wild ride but my most surreal middle school experience was when my 7th grade geography teacher walked into class looking hungover and said, “hey baby kittens, papa cat isn’t feeling so well today”

[crypticalbatross-blog]

You are absolute goals. How'd the essay turn out? What was their reaction?

Grade still pending, my teacher grades really slowly. The essay ended up being 22 pages in total, and I’m proud of the way it turned out. I’m bracing myself for unfair and harsher grading than the rest of my class (which that teacher always does with me, but I think it’ll be worse this time). However, they did seem impressed with the amount of work I turned in.

[wetheurban]

Patrick Joust

On the clock, Patrick Joust, 36, is a librarian. Off the clock, he’s a self-taught photographer with a fascination of Baltimore at night.

Keep reading

[weavemama]

TIME MAGAZINE SNAPPED

[republicanidiots]

Time doesn’t get to be indignant.  

[princezilla]

…It literally says “President of the Divided States of America” right there on the cover, its not a flattering piece. Maybe if you actually did a little research you’d see that Person of the Year is not about virtue or positivity, its always been about influence and impact and there is no denying that Trump defined 2016 even if it was in the worst possible way.

[bixbiboom]

The framing of the cover is deliberately arranged so the M appears like devil horns on his head, and the posing is deliberately set to mirror the Time cover from 1941 depicting Hitler. Time also published numerous articles in 2016 heavily criticizing him; the August 22 cover of last year featured Trump’s melting face with the headline MELTDOWN (because he was having another one; I can’t tell you which one at this point, there’s been so many, but I’m sure it’s on Twitter).

Time absolutely gets to be indignant.

[asscrab-deactivated20151222]

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

[speeedylesbian]

what a good day to remember that butch lesbians (ESPECIALLY trans, poc, and/or fat butch lesbians) aren’t fucking predatory 

[present-future]

“trans butch lesbian”? More like heterosexual man.

[speeedylesbian]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

[sinnahsaint]

Reblog the Fred of TERF banishment to keep your blog TERF free for a year.

[crypticalbatross-blog]

keep my blog pure, fred

[ibmblr]

Hidden Portraits: Nikola Tesla

Nikola Tesla was an inventor, engineer, physicist and futurist. He arrived in the U.S. in 1884 and quickly catapulted his career by working with Thomas Edison, creating more than 700 patents and making major breakthroughs in modern alternating current (AC) electricity.

He’s featured in the Art with Watson series, Hidden Portraits. 15 artists teamed up with Watson to discover and illuminate the unknown essence of seven of history’s greatest thinkers using data. 

What Watson thinks: Watson’s analysis of Tesla’s works revealed a new side of the famed inventor – as an artist at heart.

About the artwork: The Artist Inside was inspired by Tesla’s conflicted, dual personas: the scientist and the artist. The mirrored cube represents Tesla’s mind, with the inner electric grid representing his fame as a well-known scientist. The generative art that come alive inside the cube speaks to Tesla’s lesser-known artistic side, uncovered with Watson.

Explore Tesla’s Hidden Portrait ->

[hijerking]

u kno when u suddenly feel horrible and ur not sure why bc nothing bad happened ??? and u kinda

[marci1900]

[aiweirdness]

Artificial intelligence claims it has written a cake recipe.

I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 example recipes. One of the recipe titles it invents most often is cake - Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Chocolate Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Chips, etc. But when I look at the ingredients list and directions… I have my suspicions that following this recipe may not actually result in cake. For example:

BAKED OTHER LIE 1993 CAKE

appetizers, fish

8 rounds; chicken ¼ lb butter (soaked) 1 can tomato sauce (½ lb) 1  salmon steaks sauteed ½ teaspoon red pepper, chunked 1 tablespoon margarine or oil

Meanwhile, transfer the chicken breast to a serving platter and simmer for about 5 minutes, then lemon juice that has been stirring well; if on the side, as becomes warmed, carefully frost them with a sauce. Spread them and garnish with water or parsley.

Recipe By     : From: Johnn Sbrodet(A.R.U_A Ix but enough guidre chunks as lo. 1. D, fided, reformatted by Sharin Brants From: Chocolate Cookio Liew more/Amplesd Middle Sylvia Steiger, C7B, 1953

Yield: 96 pieces

[operaticundertaker]

when ur friends use ur correct pronouns 

WHEN UR TEACHERS AND PARENT USE UR CORRECT PRONOUNS

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[crypticalbatross-blog]

My history teacher refused to call the Stonewall Riots an “American historical event”-- stay tuned for what happens when I turn in an incredibly gay research paper, specifically on the topic I was told I’d “never find enough quality information” on. It’s already over the maximum page limit and I’m halfway done. I am fueled by spite.

[gif87a-com]

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[foxy-sierra]

Chaotic Neutrals do things just to raise some hell not for evil or for good but just because.

[snoji]

hm

[crypticalbatross-blog]

dirk gently’s holistic detective agency

new fave

[penisennui]

[livinmokotory]

adhdalistair:

penisennui:

(via Justin Jorgensen) “In 2007 I worked with photographers Williams + Hirakawa to create a concept piece of me sleeping on a sheet cake. I though these cakes looked like pillows, and there’s the obvious play on ‘sweet dreams.’

I wondered if I could fall asleep on a cake and have sweet dreams. I didn’t. It was pretty gross really and wasn’t easy to wash off.

A few years later, outtakes from the shoot were sold to Getty Images as stock photos. I didn’t know this until 2011 when one of those photos made #13 on the wildly popular Buzzffed.com list of “60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos.”

Into 2014, the Getty Image photo continues to make the rounds on Facebook and Tumblr.”

[skylorde]

i can’t believe i leveled up enough to unlock cake pillow guy’s backstory