[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[kosmogrl]

[lizzorasaurus]

[infectiouspiss]

i would die for this thing

[infectiouspiss]

he's called Rise (like earth rise, the best fucking space picture ever) and he's the ZGI (zero gravity indicator) for this launch

which basically means they have a plushie free floating in the shuttle and when it starts floating around they know they're in zero gravity :3

[infectiouspiss]

WHEEEE!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this hare and made one out of clay

[claypigeonpottery]

hare painted ✅

[claypigeonpottery]

hare finished! the ear broke off, but I glazed them separately and used kintsugi to rejoin them

[alleesaur]

they've got a cool kintsugi earring!

[verkomy]

thorin and frodo my beloved

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[theoreocat]

Sunday fluff at its finest. 🖤🤍🧡

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

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[wiltking]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.