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writing smut to taylor swift / rpf writer since '13 / new f1 fan / secret acct / she/her

[dream-this-nightmare-over]

Mastermind by Taylor Swift, 2022

[that-sounds-mighty-oof-to-me]

the p in rpf stands for psychological warfare

[4ever-eighty-one]

now how is this the first time i'm seeing this

[crypticmachiavellianwriter]

in case anyone, for any reason, wanted to see this video reversed 🥵🫠

[passtheseppie]

the most important part of sports enjoyment is to learn how to eroticize failure and loss

[37silovs]

my favorite part about writing porn is where i break out the formula 1 wikipedia pages to establish a timeline

[crypticmachiavellianwriter]

assigned sewis shipper by these cokes

[mistressemmedi]

Is it actually RPF if the fics are written about [insert driver name here] who is part of the fictional world of the F1 movie?

[mistressemmedi]

[crypticmachiavellianwriter]

I’m off deadline 🤷‍♀️ (I need a lobotomy)

[killxbunnyyy]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

[crypticmachiavellianwriter]

Please ask your friend (an international treasure) about "classic" f1 drivers and their designations. I so want to know what she thinks of Fittipaldi,Senna, Prost, and Vettel specifically.

ask and you shall receive my dear anon!! 🥰

(also I did add on a few picks of my own because i was so curious)

once again she slays and I personally have no notes 💅

[birdmother]

my aesthetic

[wanderingblindly]

if there was ever a time to write more bratty-dom Lando, it would absolutely be after him bruising Oscar’s lass on live broadcast

[crypticmachiavellianwriter]

that omegaverse poll on f1 twitter crossed my timeline so I sent it to my bestie who loves omegaverse but is not within the f1 fandom and she delivered a masterpiece

and for additional context, she did look up the ones she wasn’t as familiar with and listen to a few reels to hear their voice/mannerisms etc ✌️

anyway I’d love to hear thoughts and discussions from yall 🫶

[artchvies]

oscar is so touchy when he’s happy!!! he sees lando’s waist and just has to. like its a reflex

[georgiasbrainstuff]

Just two good buddies looking at each other in a totally normal way.

Okay, I am finished with this delightful video now.

[inchidentally]

the way Lando was given the babies to fawn over and nurture and Oscar was given the seniors and special needs dogs to be calm and gentle with

parents landoscar night times are canonically Lando as the "oh! you're so good!! brushed your teeth without me even asking!" parent and Oscar as the "hey, hey shhh I'm here, baby… monster can't get you, okay? it was just a nightmare!" parent

smth to do with Lando thriving on positive reinforcement and Oscar thriving on stability and reassurance

[im-probably-crying-rn-ngl]

in another universe, george is the baddest bitch the pta has ever seen. he had the school board sweating by the end of welcome week. the parent's group chat waits with bated breath as he types. everyday at 8:30 am, right on the dot, gorgeous george is at drop off with his smoothie, sunnies and "did you check the email i sent?". with a final kiss to his child's forehead he is off to morning pilates.

"alex is just the funniest guy" all the other parents are half in love with tall, handsome veterinarian doctor alex albon. he is always a little late to afternoon pick up but a nervous shit eating grin is all it takes for the teacher to melt and fondly roll her eyes. it's really hard to stay mad at a man wearing paw print scrubs covered in dog hair giddily swinging his kid in the air.

oh yeah, they're happily married btw. somehow.