real goblin lad out here

my name is ellis and im an utter TWAT !!! i also like girls and legend of zelda a lot

[gaysigma-moved-deactivated20190]

some of you have never been way back in the mine, with your pickaxe swinging from side to side and it really shows!

[fuckmatpat]

Endermen are autistic! Proof: Don't like looking people in the eye, collect things, very cute... sorry I diint make the rules

this is an amazing theory thank u anon <3

[blasphemousonmain]

[tredlocity]

i havent seen matpat’s video but this made me laugh so hard

[brbjellyfishing]

[advanced-procrastination]

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

Booty shorts that say “essential npc” across the ass

[tanjacket]

I had a big confession to make so I made it in a rather explosive way.

[sprachtraeume]

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requested by noblet

[biomic]

[mixtermalarkey]

minecraft culture

[hungwy]

classic rat

[hungwy]

This is the best thing ever. We are all classic rats

[birch-fence]

[robofroggy]

the legend, ruth

[gayendermen]

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

they’re cool

they keep the monsters out

you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood

they look fucking epic

good view

they’re cool

[shiftaria]

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

Dig'n'done

Lots of stone

Cold, damp, and cool lookin

Torches REALLY pop deep down

Like the Earth is giving your home a hug

It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

[loopsofthefruit]

Ok, BUT cliff houses are where it’s at.

Scenic view

Also out of reach of mobs

Can create a waterfall to go to and from

Can glide from the top to feel like a badass

Allows for surveying surroundings to find waypoints and check for safety

Acts as a beacon without using a beacon

Perfect view of clouds

Just don’t fall.

[thealphapigeon]

You’re all forgetting the true ultimate in minecraft architecture, the humble Dirt House, whose benefits include

•Dirt

•Grass sometimes

•Use dirt to block up the door and keep shit out

[wlwhobbits]

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

[metgala2018]

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

[gonebynow]

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

[metgala2018]

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