cryptid alert services

sam(uel)/cryptid(paw), he/him, 13 i block freely

[cryptidalertservices]

hi

alterhuman

possible bpd, audhd and gad

i really like the front bottoms and modern baseball

i also enjoy cavetown, tadc, warriors, the big bang theory, young sheldon, mom jeans., jack stauber, alex g, jollycat, mccafferty, big thief, and more.

usamerican (east coast)

pronouns.cc

previously the-crryptiid and idiot-samael

[cryptidalertservices]

happy pride month to all of the intersex people who keep getting ignored in general pride month statements.

happy pride month to all of the intersex people who are affected by the heavy sexualization of those with non-normative genitalia.

happy pride month to all of the intersex people who were non-consensually put through genital "correction" surgeries.

happy pride month to all of the intersex people who didn't discover for a while that they are intersex, whether that be due to unknowingly having been through genital "correction" surgery or due to having barely physically visible or physically invisible non-normative sex characteristics.

you are seen and loved.

[cryptidalertservices]

looking for a welcoming, growing, zooble-centric discord server? zooble's box might be the place for you!

zooble's box is a new 13+ community server that welcomes everyone of all good faith beliefs and identities. as the server grows, we will have community events and games like gartic phone, magmas, scribbl.io, art events, and more!

https://discord.gg/ugU4Ke44

ai-generated content, discrimination, slurs, and nsfw are strictly prohibited.

[yourturnyourtricks]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

i have memorised the link, lokey. you can't stop me.

[bebamonica]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cryptidalertservices]

how could you let this happen 😔

[cryptidalertservices]

in the british date format, today is 16/04/26.

rest in peace, jack graham, and thank you robin for 16/04/16.

https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lMUNpHuAvzFux0ti2XD4B6ZJpaioB-2GU&si=

[cryptidalertservices]

oughh

[cryptidalertservices]

jax art

indecisive so you get four versions

textless versions under cut

[breadcroww]

kinger and his 4 daughters <3

(based on this post)

[ketchup-ramen]

wip

constructive criticism is appreciated

Visit Original Link

full title: i kinda suck (but not at sucking)

[dragon-spaghetti]

Great day for me personally

[webdragaoarts]

eu eim que bebê feio queima logo essa porra

[cryptidalertservices]

i have a feeling the ao3ers might like this one

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

i don't wanna say too much all i'm gonna say is abstragedy endgame

[pukicho]

I don't care what you identify as only because I care very much about you having the choice to choose for yourself

[trans-jesus-superstar]

hey thanks puky

[pukicho]

Holy shit Trans Jesus

[pukicho]

I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.

[maelys-with-the-torn-cieling]

Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho

[pukicho]

Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.

[cryptidalertservices]

hey girl

are you not bleeding anymore

because i will always be your sailboat

[cryptidalertservices]

tomodachi life 2 comes out april 16 and my first thought was "Harvey is gonna make this a 16/04/16 reference isnt he"

get a load of THIS man without a plan he doesn't wanna go to school bu

[cryptidalertservices]

i can sleep through really big storms and shit just fine but while i'm actively trying to go to sleep if everyone within a fifty mile radius isn't absolutely silent i will have a problem