cryptid crab crustacean Esquire

He/It Minor!!!!!! TF2, Portal, Wobbledogs, Homestuck, and horror fan. I am transgender gay. thie liberals.

[i-am-a-fish]

I love this website, everybody just gets to talk to each other. like I'm talking to you right now! except not because I'm SLEEPING!! I'm posting this right before I fall asleep. posting this seconds before I fall asleep

[radiatedmortis]

I am very willing to put this into the wrong hands for clout actually

[cavernclaw]

rescuing woke mr. new vegas from robert house’s goon crypt

[cryptidcraab]

you can just come on hehe and say stuff and @cryptidcraab will say "ykw yeah that's pretty good"

[cryptidcraab]

hacks up a little of blood. Reaches for my centurion. He makes a face at me and slaps my hand. I am going to put him back in the basement for this. Oh he didn't like that. Well if he wants to stay in the bedroom he has to be nice even if I cough cough hack up blood. He has reluctantly agreed.

[cryptidcraab]

This is what looking in the mirror has been like. Not actually nudity below the cut and nothing graphic drawn, but the figure technically has no shirt on. Cartoonish mold and bruises.

[mrkm-25]

[cryptidcraab]

@midnight33333 his terrible loser ex who is also his subordinate located

[cryptidcraab]

actually terrified to draw because I saw someone get called ftm for having an "afab art style" and now I'm analyzing my art to see if it'll get me clocked

[cryptidcraab]

they're slandering me for supposedly eating piss again. I don't do that this was only an accusation because I'm trans

[cannibalismduel]

PISS BOYYYYYYYYY

[cryptidcraab]

YOUR INSULT IS LITERALLY ON THE LEVEL OF AN ANIME MASK WEARING 12 YEAR OLD WHO CALLED HIMSELF AN ALPHA MALE

[cryptidcraab]

they're slandering me for supposedly eating piss again. I don't do that this was only an accusation because I'm trans

[cryptidcraab]

Kind of insane about this man. Tell me your first impression about him PLEASE.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[cryptidcraab]

@cavernclaw the best part about this is that he's in NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THIS STUFF. I just saw one millennial burger kink post and now every time someone invents a fake fetish on Tumblr Cathal pops into my head and waves politely. He's not even involved he just shows up

[rins-reblog-repository]

wtf happens eveR

[cryptidcraab]

millennial burger restaurant fallout OC. He's great and I'd die for him

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[void-of-erebos]

Yeah, literally the only explanation here is that the can's levitating.

We can see on the label that it's 400ml, so if it were on the ground, the image would have to be so low to the ground that we'd see the shadow cast by the hand below it.

We don't see a shadow, ergo, the can is levitating.

[homophobla]

[slow clap]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[cryptidcraab]

@cavernclaw the best part about this is that he's in NO WAY ASSOCIATED WITH THIS STUFF. I just saw one millennial burger kink post and now every time someone invents a fake fetish on Tumblr Cathal pops into my head and waves politely. He's not even involved he just shows up

[gnawu]

[cryptidcraab]

Well I know who these are, asides from the guys they actually are.

[cryptidcraab]

probably not even accurate I just see the hair and say stuff

[gnawu]

[cryptidcraab]

Well I know who these are, asides from the guys they actually are.

[mieldealmas]

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[cryptidcraab]

i like all of these ideas except racism