FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!

Call me Crispin he/they/it 27 I like yapping about my hyperfixations Fuck off if you're phobic/bigoted in any sense, or are weird abt minors, animals, or siblings (yall know who tf you are)

[omo-doodles]

Is this faggot serious.

[xanahannahdu]

it’s shore leave! or as my mom once called him: surf time

[otvlanga]

Dragonborn DLC but Sexyback plays every time Miraak pops up to steal a dragon soul

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thefallingtears]

What if Meridia fuckin partied

[ramblaac]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked M'aiq and he knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not

[martitheevans]

Anxiety is sort of like when you're walking around in Skyrim and the fight music starts playing out of nowhere and you have no idea why but now you're on edge except that feeling is constantly

[latibulater]

the only one who has escaped the assignment

[latibulater]

They're reaching the age of senior-citizen discount at the movies

[cuntergathers]

I’ve become very molotov pilled in the last couple days

My shayla

[hicho0]

Old man yaoi

[l1me0p0ssum]

I made this like three days ago but I should totally post this in here as well

[funneylizzie]

They’re going psi-bear hunting, Merry Christmas @trevozhok !!! I was your Secret Santa 🤫🤫🤫

[kartoonatic]

The Jake Paul fight against Anthony Joshua gotta be a prime example of how desperately conservative wealthy douchebags like JP cling to the fantasy that they are physically the strongest, toughest winners of society. In what fucking world would a man like AJ lose to someone 5" shorter and 20 pounds lighter with no professional heavyweight experience. JP is convinced he can pay for the experience of beating someone at the top of their field, because that's what he wanted out of this. He paid for the ability to say "I can beat Anthony Joshua." He genuinely forgot there is something called the love of the game, and if this look in Joshua's eyes ain't it idk what is

[mirrored-realities1]

I can't tell you how much I love this shot, and not just because of how happy Joshua looks here.

There is a concept in combat sports known as "projecting," in which you can clearly tell when and how your opponent is going to swing by how their body moves. Boxers live and die on projecting. Goerge Foreman became legendary by reading his opponents and CATCHING their punches before they can swing.

Right here, Joshua is projecting like hell. He's projecting like a damn punch-out character. If he projected any more he'd need to send a written invitation for his fist to Jake's face. And that little smile? He know's he's doing it, he knows that any competent boxer would put him on his ass for it, and he knows damn well that Jake isn't going to do shit about it because he isn't a boxer. He's a fucking youtube personality that payed a bunch of retired old men to pretend to lose.

[punkitt-is-here]

fat tboys how does it feel to be the realest motherfuckers on earth

[punkitt-is-here]

[chipswoag]

i wish this wasnt a rarepair because they're soooo cute together, if anyone decides to draw witch x boomer please lmk because i would jump for joy and happiness

[achillesinhighheels]

[cognitohazardous]

my luminous mama

[spekterjester]

i was so moved by this picture i had to draw it