You know what, no, fuck you I'm still on this.
All of you dumb fucks who thinks food doesn't taste good, here's how to make that shit better.
End of tutorial. You've solved bad food. This is your god now. Add this shit to everything you don't like. Add this to everything you DO like. Put it on meat, vegis, mix it into breading when frying shit. It's fucking awesome because you don't need to know anything about seasoning to use it. They premade that shit for you.
While your in the spice section, take some time to pop open the other bottles and smell them. Your smell and taste are connected, so if you find something that smells good? Buy it. You heard about "the spice trade" back at school, right? That wasn't a name they pulled out of their ass. Globalization was born from spice. Wars have been fought over spice. Your ancestors are looking down at you boiling chicken when all the spices of the world is like a 10 minute drive from you and they weep.
Another thing, salt and pepper didn't get their own shakers while the other seasonings didn't for shits and giggles. Hit EVERYTHING with salt and pepper before, during, and after you cook. Taste lives and dies by salt and pepper.
I put olive oil in the tags of my last post but I'm saying it here too. Olive👏Oil👏 When you pan fry shit. When you bake shit. When you steam shit. The only time you shouldn't use it is when you're deep frying. When you deep fry use half peanut oil and half lard.
I've probably got other shit but I'm tired and can't remember all of it. Once more, with feeling; skinny will never feel better than good food tastes. Shut the fuck up and cook with some love.
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