a safescpace for all cryptids and creepy crawlies

Idle vapourings of a mind diseased. A bit of an enigma He/them, call me Mars …Do you think I’m spooky?

[frenzy-draws]

First drawing in my new series where I illustrate cryptids!! I mainly want to draw more obscure cryptids to bring more light to all of the unknown creatures lurking out there, but I’ll consider drawing more popular cryptids too!!

Today’s critter is the Lake Michigan serpent, requested by @mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles !! The lake Michigan serpent is described as a long ”eel-like” creature with a reptilian head.

[cryptidfrenzy]

Shamelessly repostinf my own stuff but here’s the first addition to a series of drawing (obscure) cryptids!

[cryptidfrenzy]

Fighting ancient curses (I’m having a migraine)

[cryptidfrenzy]

I have acquired powerful potions and tinctures to aid me in this vicious battle (got prescribed some pills by a doctor)

[flowers-but-gay]

[cryptidfrenzy]

I’m starting a series on my art blog where I draw more obscure cryptids/aliens! If you have any suggestions (which would be greatly appreciated seriously) PLEASE tell me!! I’ll credit you in the post for the idea!! Thanks!!

[cryptidfrenzy]

I actually change color based on my mood! When I’m anxious I get cute little red spots on my skin!! :3

[twinkkpeaks]

OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE

AKINATORS BOYFRIEND

[sielumia]

uhm…guys?

[spinchs-field]

[kulfi-waala-deactivated20250412]

Very happy pride to bisexual polyamorous Akinator

[zouisbreakup]

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

[treecitysessions]

Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this

[karlahoney]

women have been fucking men in the ass since the beginning of time...

[treecitysessions]

Women have literally been fucking men the ass since the beginning of time

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

women have been fucking men in the ass for some time now

[gaymolegaming]

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

[spock-shock]

I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

[spock-shock]

Salute to our troops (70s careerwomen who put their hard-earned dollars into homemade gay erotica)

[mrsmarymorstan]

It was women with secretarial jobs doing a lot of the heavy lifting, if memory serves correctly.

They had training in type setting, could churn things out quickly, knew how to organise mailing lists, and had easy access to Expensive High Tech like photocopiers.

Boss make a dollar, she makes a dime. That's why she's printing Kirk X Spock zines on company time.

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[cryptidfrenzy]

Shoutout to these two men scissoring I found in a magazine

[milkarchive666-deactivated20140]

NEW POKEMON CONFIRMED FOR XY!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO NAMES AS OF YET, BUT IT IS BELIEVED TO BE AN ELECTRIC/ICE TYPE!!!!!!!! POPULAR FAN NAMES ARE “BLUE PIKACHU", “ICELECTRIC", AND “GAY SHITTY IDIOT".

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[t00thpasteface]

got told at lunch "you feel like Tumblr Incarnate" and i had to tell them i've been here for 13 years and counting. i was here three years before dashcon happened. i saw the mishapocalypse. i survived the gigapause. i've been here longer than the shoelaces post. i've been here since it was hipsters versus fandom and i played both sides extensively by overdoing the sepia filters on everything and making my own flashing galaxy gif edits for my fandom posts. i'm every tumblr. it's all in me

[dovelylittlebird]

Oh ancient one what wisdom do you hold?

[t00thpasteface]

99% of callout posts are bullshit and just petty personal drama someone is escalating to get even on a grudge. do not engage with these, do not freelance as a cop

DNIs do not work. accept this. internalize that people you don't like will see your posts and engage with them. this is unavoidable and the sooner you make peace with it the freer your mind will be. block the freaks and don't sweat the small stuff

building a tight knit circle of fellow weirdos who vibe with your particular quirks and taste is infinitely more rewarding and sustainable than chasing the biggest numbers

don't respond to bad-faith arguments or bad takes; just block people, blacklist tags, filter post content, and move on. don't feed the trolls (or the bigots)

don't hate-follow

don't tag your hate (ex. if you're posting about how much you hate a ship, don't tag it as that ship, etc.)

don't feel obligated to keep following someone who posts stuff that upsets/depresses/angers/bores you just because you know them really well, or because you're mutuals, or because you used to like what they post. following is nothing personal and neither is unfollowing

op doesn't know you; avoid parasocial relationships

don't pick fights or reblog posts just to disagree/argue

spread joy and positivity in your circles

disable anonymous asks

[charliejaneanders]

This is some of the best social media advice (and advice for being a human among humans generally) I've ever seen.

[neil-gaiman]

All of this. For people asking how I've survived here for over 12 years...

[bathroomcube]

im always either posting harry du bois or one of those spore fuckers

[bathroomcube]

yeah yeah you like that? you like that you sick fucks?

[cryptidfrenzy]

Had caffeine and too much of food I’m taking damage as we speak (this is the equivalent of giving a frail forest creature that completely radioactive mcdonalds sprite and like,, sour candy)