Leif🏳️‍⚧️19

he/it Autistic, disabled, happy wheelchair user and artist. porcelain doll collector & furby lover. my etsy is LeifsPaintings.

[not100bees]

If I were famous I would remain closeted exclusively so people could speculate on my sexuality. I want to get somebody canceled on Twitter for asking whether or not I the faggiest person alive is gay.

[not100bees]

Excuse me, I used some outdated language that needs to be corrected. I'm very sorry.

[not100bees]

Canceled on X.

[boycritter]

if you’re fat and physically disabled you might hear a little voice in your head saying you wouldn’t be disabled if you lost weight. this is actually the voice of the devil and you should not listen to him.

[cryptidgraveyard]

spending hours laying awake in bed formulating my perfect life & living through months at a time only to get “thirsty” & have to “get up” only to remember that that life is not “real”

[joyceanfartboner-deact]

my favorite little thing in homestuck is that bro strider clearly was trying to start the scratch on his own before bec noir memed on him. and thats such a dirk thing to do. told nobody about his plan. just decided he was going to reset the universe.

[salamancers]

#damn straight #unilateral decisions to break the world #rose did the exact same thing come to think #twice even #she takes after her daddy (via curlicuecal)

[knights-unwelcommentary]

Funnier yet. He tried and it looks like his sword got stuck so he went off to John’s planet unarmed for some insane reason. What was he even trying to achieve there?

[cryptidgraveyard]

i see posts like this & am reminded how little know about what actually happens in homestuck. i’ve read it but it’s like nuclear physics to me. i just like reading stories & drawing the funny little guys :3

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus

[wav48k]

i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

[wav48k]

Do you need something.

[wav48k]

before this starts getting notes i have to add that this is not my dog. i dont know how he got in my backyard

[bimboid]

[cdpdoodler]

zodiac signs as bill wurtz tweets

ARIES:

TAVROS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PIEXES:

[sapphiconoclast]

oh you think you’re funny don’t you? that you’ve got fucking goofs? that you’ve got fucking JOKES???

[mclennonyaoi]

buses are like huge docile animals to me. so sweet and gentle and kind. what a creature.

[mclennonyaoi]

look at her.

[mclennonyaoi]

a flock…..

[mclennonyaoi]

placing my hand tenderly in between a busses headlights and leaving my face in to press my forehead onto the windshield.

[mclennonyaoi]

[caffeinatedopossum]

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

[mysillycomics]

[adamsmasher]

This would fix me

[cryptidgraveyard]

My world famous brownie recipe (alright two countries love it but they’re in different continents it counts)

1 cup flour (130g)

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

1 cup unsalted butter (230g)

2 1/4 cups sugar (450g)

5 eggs

roughly 3/4 cup dutch processed coco powder (110g) the dutch processed is important as this process has less acidity & will affect the taste)

1 tbsp vanilla

300g chocolate chips idc what type you use it’s up to you hell put butterscotch in there for all i care

1. Mix the flour, baking powder, & salt in a bowl set aside

2. boil the shit out of the butter & sugar. it should come together to make a kind of airy bubbly mixture when it’s at that point pull off the heat & let sit 5-10 minutes. This process will help ensure you get that nice flaky top

3. add eggs & coco to a mixer with the whisk attachment & whisk till it’s all together (idk exactly what this does i saw it on a few recipes & took it. i imagine it does something to the texture as well as makes the eggs less likely to scramble if you add the melted butter sugar in too soon)

4. slowly pour or spoon in the butter sugar mixture to the egg mixture. whisk on medium until the bottom of the bowl is no longer warm. scrape down the sides then add vanilla & mix

5. add in flour & mix till just combined scrape down the sides again & mix more

6. fold in chocolate chips by hand

7. pour into a 9x13 & bake for 30-35 minutes

(if you wanna have fun with it freeze a sheet of nutella before you start baking then sandwhich it between two layers of brownie batter then bake it)

[cryptidgraveyard]

drew what every1 looks like in the fic i’m writing. it’s a davekat roadtrip/camping fic it’s cool as hell trust me (we don’t meet rose n kanaya till wayyy l8er but they were too cool not to draw)

[cure-typhoon]

The fact that the beta trolls are so ride or die for eachother while also being the worst friend group ever is so interesting

Like they care so much for eachother but in like the most fucked up way possible, I want them to still be friends but also they should get the farthest away from eachother as humanly possible

[saradiation]

Karkat explaining the plot of his favorite book ♥♠♦♣

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

people should allowed to commit crimes on their birthdays. surely we've come that far as a society

[greenyball]

if this post gets 3000 notes i will finally read homestuck