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he/it | adult

[hotvampireadjacent]

[raspberrybluejeans]

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

[mysharona1987]

[lynati]

If the trash pickup people stop doing their job for two weeks you'd be throwing a fucking tantrum. Same for the janitors who keep your office spaces and bathrooms clean. (And that's before the various illnesses start to spread all over your city from the build up of pathogens.)

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

[bogleech]

Garbage service is one of the ten deadliest jobs in the United States.

And police work isn't even on that list.

[choked-bun]

if anyone has any money they don’t want i’m happy to help out by taking it

[hypersensationalism]

how it feels to get home and jerk off

[hypersensationalism]

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[katie-official]

hey watch out, theres a piece of malware going around. i would categorize it as bloatware, adware and spyware. its called "Microsoft Windows"

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[dog1711700]

i was procrastinating doing something and while i was doing unrelated bullshit i stapled my finger like the staple fully was in my finger i lowkey didnt even feel it it was crazy but i think that was the universe punishing me for being a bum

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[cruel-heathcliff]

As pride month starts I want to remind everyone that staff have been banning and censoring trans women unfairly for years and not to give these assholes any credit for anything ever. Do not forget to fight for your sisters, especially your sisters of color.

[fishgummy]

[dogpuppy]