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he/it | adult

[the-supernatural-atheist]

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

[innovadesexual]

sob emoji is up there with the period and the comma

[ritualday]

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[caruliaa]

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[landmineblogging]

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[segamascott]

can you describe what a mad max fury load themed blwojob would be like

[unefemmedamnee-deactivated20250]

this is america son you rip that cart til it tastes like pool liner gotdammit

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[zsh-official]

[chomplicated]

[life-ennder]

makes me so sad when my friends refuse to pirate things and insist on paying for a streaming service EVEN when i offer to do it for them or teach them. like pleaseeee i have a vpn i have a plex server i can get you whatever you want. don't buy disney+ i can be your little poob i have it for you.

[xrd]

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[morethanamachine013]

i always feel a little freekayyy washing kitchen knives. bc you’ve gotta like, jerk that thing off with the sponge to clean it properly. you have to dont look at me like that there’s no other way to wash a knife you have to jerk it off stop giving me that look