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How to dispose of a dead body in comfort of your own home

Note: now, I know I posted about this topic once but when I was looking over it, I noticed that I forgot about some major details. So here we are Today I will tell you how to get rid of a dead body in the comfort of your own home. There are few key actions you will have to take and I will give you a detailed information about it all, step by step. Read carefully and try to not miss anything, unless you want to risk few sentences in jail of course. I have no idea what brought you over my article, either you are in a dire situation or you are just a researching writer (like me) it doesn't matter, hopefully my article will help you out either way. Be warned, none of this is going to be pleasant unless you are a psychopath, however if you are not, I advice you to get a grip because you will have lots of very disturbing things to do if you really want to get away with a murder. Phase One: Preparing body, making it unrecognizable. 1. Whatever happened to poor dead one right now doesn't matter, what matters is to do everything in order, which means start with undressing. Take off all of the clothes that dead person wears and collect them into a seperate trashbag. Take all of their personal belongings (keys, ID, Wallet, Phone, rings, necklaces etc.), Leave the body bare like a newborn and put their stuff with their clothes. Turn off the phone of a deadman before you put it into same trashbag. We will take care of that later. 2. Rip out every tooth in their mouth. It is very important to get rid of teeth because they don't rot and don't burn, and most importantly body can be identifyed in some cases just by teeth. So take whatever you have at hand and rip out teeth and put them somewhere seperately for now (We will get back to that too later). 3. Burn off the fingertips on each hand. This one is very important as well in the process of identfying body if dicovered. Take a lighter and burn them off to the point where it can't be used in research. 4. Cutting body to pieces; You will have to chop off their head, arms and elbows, legs and calves. As much as possible to make it easier to carry it out later. Cut the torso in two or three pieces if possible and put them into few different trashbags (preferably black trashbags if you have those). Phase Two: Hiding the body. 1. Now, if you own a car that would be very very helpful about right now. If you don't have one you will need to make few trips or a partner in crime (Which must be 100% reliable to not spill the beans out of moral dilema or any other reasons and be able to keep their act together even in the worst of the situations, such as this one) to carry all the needed stuff to the destination point. If you do own a car however, load your trunk with body in few seperate trashbags, take with you gasoline (one or two liters will be enough), take matches, flashlight, shovel, handgloves if you have one, and few bottles of chemicals for washing and cleaning purposes. It would be also very helpful to take with you spare pair of shoes and change the clothes if you have obvious traces of blood on them before leaving. Also take with you spare trashbag as well. Do NOT forget to keep the trashbags full of body chunks clean from the outside to prevent it messing up your car trunk, room or clothes that you wear. 2. Drive off at the dead of the night, when you have less chances of being noticed by neighbores. Take the route with minimal survillence cameras and head to the woods. You could try dumping the body into the nearest river with bunch of rocks but I wouldn't advice that, because it will be obviously found and found soon at that. Do not use GPS navigator to reach your destination. And if body is found, it can be traced back to you if you were not careful enough. Try to not drive into place where your car tires can leave the traces on the ground, where the asphalt or gravel road ends stop the car there and go from there on your own with all the things that you need. Make few trips if needed but never forget to lock your car after each trip. 3. Put on your gloves and dug up the grave (3-4 ft deep, you can dig even deeper if you have time). Preferably in few different locations, not necessery to be really far apart but that would be very good if you can do so. Dump the body chunks into the grave(s), pour over the gasoline and throw in flamed matches. (Burning part is important for getting rid of tattoos, birthmarks, scars or anything else at all that might be used for identitifying the body if discovered. (But be warned, smell of the burning flesh is absolutely disgusting, don't question how I know all these, just trust me). Wait till it burns to the ash, afterwards crush the remains with shovel and pour over some stong cleaning chemical to mask the smell of body from animals and prevent it to be dug up by some random dog. Do same thing in every location you decide to bury the body. Afterwards bury the body, cover it with as much as earth possible and leave the place without being noticed. Phase Three: Covering up the traces. 1. Before getting back into your car take off your shoes, sit in your car with door open and do not step on the ground with your bare feet. Change your shoes and dump other ones into a spare trashbag with other trashbags that you used for transporting body carefully. Put them on the floor of the passenger seat and drive off. 2. Get the teeth that you pulled out of the mouth of the deadman and put them in cloth, bunch it up and crush them with a hammer untill it turns into a powder. Take the powder with you and flush it down your toilet bowl. 3. Private belongings of the deadman. Take the ID card, passport or buscard (whatever they had with their name and picture on it), credit card, pictures in wallet, mobile phone, in one word all of their personal belongings along with their clothes that they wore in moment of death. 4. Put their belongings in trashbag and drive off to different place, far from were you buried the remains of the body. Now, make sure that you are alone and have some time in uninhabited location that you chose and get down to business. Dug up 2ft deep pit for fire and burn their ID, Passport, credit cards, sim and memory card of their phone to the ash. Burn their wallet and everything inside as well. (You can keep the cash if there's some if you want to, it's relatively safe). Crush their phone to the point where you can't even tell if it ever was a phone at all and give it to the fire as well. If you have any jewelry that the deadman wore during and after their death now thats another problem entirely. 5. Destroy it as much as possible, rip the necklace, hammer down the rings, in one word turn in into a junk. It doesn't matter how expencieve it might be, don't even ponder over keeping them. Destroy them without a thought. When all those things are disformed enough, collect them and go to the nearest river/pond/lake and throw them into the water but right after you clean off your fingerprints from those objects. 6. Head back home and start major cleaning up. Use as much of chemicals as possible to get your house rid of any traces of blood, fingerprints or anything that deadman touched on the fateful night. Take of the clothes that you wore during the killing/getting-rid-off process and burn it with the shoes that you wore into the woods to hide the body. Burn them to ash and then throw it into the dumpster. 7. Once you make sure you cleaned your house to the core and got rid of all the traces of homicide go and take a hot shower. Wash your hair, hands, feet, absolutely everything to get rid of all the traces of the stressful night. Phase Four: Aftermath. 1. Make yourself some coffee, I'm sure you will need it after all of what happened. If you did everything correctly then you will never have to worry about that incident in your life again. Even if body will be discovered somehow there is almost nonexistent chance of having it identified at all. (Don't forget to earse your browsing history as well). 2. In case the body is discovered, do not show any interest other than any average citizen would do. Do not chime in into the investigation, just follow the events by newspapers and that's it. Do not look up the circumstances of the the investigation or murder by internet at all. Let things go by their pace. 3. If ever police by some reason (be it noise complaint or investigation of murder) shows up at your doorstep, keep your cool, act as usual, cooperate and don't show the nervousness AT ALL. However, do not let them inside to look at your house or frisk it without splecial order from judge. Know your rights, stay calm and collected and hire a good lawyer if needed one without hestation. That was all for today my homicidal friends, I wish you good luck, be it for your book, fanfic or actually getting away with a murder. Have a great day! -Reforemed Killer for Hire.

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theblanddcu2021

Clark speaks Kryptonian flawlessly, but Kara can’t stand talking to him in Kryptonian and prefers to speak to him in English. This is because historically, the House of El has always spoken with a Kandoran Accent, but Clark has a thick Kryptonopolis accent. This is like a British Aristocrat trying to talk to a cousin with a thick Brooklyn Accent. Kara wants to cry every time she hears it.

@argyle-s

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alexromero

The Mummy Returns (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

elizabeths-banks-deactivated201

Sharp Objects: Vanish // Cherry

ninenine-brooklyn

topmeladies

My mum: when you get a husband you’ll understand.

Me, a lesbian who can think of nothing worse than to have a husband:

1st-1

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I literally can’t get myself to sit through movies that don’t have women. I’m like where the fuck are the women? Why are there so many men? This is boring as fuck goodbye

sir-cockhammer-duke-of-chode

Even if it’s historically accurate?

marzipanandminutiae

as everyone knows, women were invented in 1990

ranger-truth

All the notes of “women weren’t on old time battlefields” are wrong. There were more prostitutes and merchant women than there were soldiers in most every encampment. They followed the armies, marching alongside them, and notably ran the camps.

Many more women dressed as men to fight.

Long before female nurses were officially considered to be a part of the military, they were already on the battlefield. They merely didn’t get written into official reports because they were “invisible women”, “not supposed to be there”. Usually they would be local women running a makeshift care center out of their homes.

Movies involving ancient societies? Guess how many had female fighters?

Spies? Mostly female. Yeah, only the men were caught, usually (because nobody suspected the servant woman), but historians believe most cases had more women spies than men. Most cases meaning across time and continents.

Giving me a movie on samurai? Women were trained as well to avoid being captured and raped, and often fought just as hard as men. One woman notably survived multiple battles, and became a hero alongside her sisters after taking out 7 men before dying in her last fight (usually in sword fighting you’d be lucky to take out 2 enemy soldiers. 7 is fucking insane, but because she was a woman it was shoved under the records how the lord managed to survive).

Women have ALWAYS been on battlefields. Women have an intense history in driving victories and losses alike. They were supply runners, fighters, spies, assassins, prostitutes (look up how prostitutes essentially ran the western world, or even the social status of harem members. They literally fucking ruled), even underground activists.

The only time there weren’t many women were with cowboys. Actual western cowboys tended to be both POC and gay. In fact, any time women didn’t have a near equal or greater presence, there was a LOT of gay men.

darthlenaplant

History: either 80% female or 100% gay. And it’s 95% POC.

severeni

sourstraws

“Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?”

sourstraws

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charlesoberonn-deactivated20150

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I’ve been waiting for this post all my life

vintageeveryday

Mugshot of a teenage girl arrested for protesting segregation, Mississippi, 1961.

attackoftheskydancers

Her name is Joan Trumpauer Mulholland. Her family disowned her for her activism. After her first arrest, she was tested for mental illness, because Virginia law enforcement couldn’t think of any other reason why a white Virginian girl would want to fight for civil rights. She also created the Joan Trumpauer Mullholland Foundation. Most recently, she was interviewed on Samatha Bee’s Full Frontal on February 15 for their segment on Black History Month. Don’t reduce civil rights heroes to “teenage girl”.

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

She’s still alive!!! She’s 74.

Thank you Joan.

From her wikipedia page:

(Here’s a documentary about her in case you’re not big on reading. )

Her great-grandparents were slave owners in Georgia, and after the United States Civil War, they became sharecroppers. Trumpauer later recalled an occasion that forever changed her perspective, when visiting her family in Georgia during summer. Joan and her childhood friend Mary, dared each other to walk into “n*gger” town, which was located on the other side of the train tracks. Mulholland stated her eyes were opened by the experience: “No one said anything to me, but the way they shrunk back and became invisible, showed me that they believed that they weren’t as good as me. At the age of 10, Joan Trumpauer began to recognize the economic divide between the races. At that moment she vowed to herself that if she could do anything, to help be a part of the Civil Rights Movement and change the world, she would.

In the spring of 1960, Mulholland participated in her first of many sit-ins. Being a white, southern woman, her civil rights activism was not understood. She was branded as mentally ill and was taken in for testing after her first arrest. Out of fear of shakedowns, Mulholland wore a skirt with a deep, ruffled hem where she would hide paper that she had crumpled until it was soft and then folded neatly. With this paper, Mulholland was able to write a diary about her experiences that still exists today. In this diary, she explains what they were given to eat, and how they sang almost all night long. She even mentioned the segregation in the jail cells and stated, “I think all the girls in here are gems but I feel more in common with the Negro girls & wish I was locked in with them instead of these atheist Yankees.

Soon after Mulholland’s release, Charlayne Hunter-Gault and Hamilton E. Holmes became the first African American students to enroll at the University of Georgia. Mulholland thought, “Now if whites were going to riot when black students were going to white schools, what were they going to do if a white student went to a black school?” She then became the first white student to enroll in Tougaloo College in Jackson, where she met Medgar Evers, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., Reverend Ed King, and Anne Moody.

She received many letters scolding or threatening her while she was attending Tougaloo. Her parents later tried to reconcile with their daughter, and they tried to bribe her with a trip to Europe. She accepted their offer and went with them during summer vacation. Shortly after they returned, however, she went straight back to Tougaloo College.

She ultimately retired after teaching English as a Second Language for 40 years and started the Joan Trumpauer Mulholland Foundation, dedicated to educating the youth about the Civil Rights Movement and how to become activists in their own communities.

kittyslingshot

I watched a YouTube video once (by a guy who’s name escapes me) about the importance of making sure the stories of white activists are told. His point was that it’s not about lavishing praise on them just because they were white and “woke”, it’s about letting other white allies see that others have come before them who were willing to sacrifice and do the hard work. This way they can see themselves in someone and realize that destroying inequality isn’t a fringe interest or just an “us vs. them” issue. It has to be ALL OF US.