tell me to hold it 💛 @cryptidpiss - Tumblr Blog

hello :3 and welcome to my blog where i get a boner over piss

you can call me moth or mutt. i use he/him or it/its pronouns. i am a gay trans man in my mid 20s. im exclusively a sub but also exclusively a top. yes we exist <3

i love to be called a good boy. other things you can call me include pet, pup, puppy, or just like, refer to me as a dog in general.

i encourage you to send asks banning me from pissing or cumming :3 (please read my rules about sending asks first, though)

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BYF:

•if you do not have your age/age range in your bio or pinned post i will block you

•general dni criteria apply, i feel like it’s self explanatory so im not gonna go over it

•dni if you are a straight man

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ASKS:

•i can’t guarantee i will give you an immediate response, i usually check this blog at night and sometimes i’m just busy or not in the mood yaknow

•please don’t refer to me as things like baby boy, little boy/a big boy, i’m not really into anything that could imply childishness … puppy is okay though! other things you can call me (as briefly mentioned earlier) include: good boy, good pet, pet, pup, puppy, a mutt. etc. any compliments are fine regardless of whether or not people see them as gendered (handsome vs pretty/beautiful) just don’t call me like princess or something

•do not ask me for pictures or videos, i would prefer to keep this blog anonymous

•if you are going to refer to my anatomy you can use terms like dick/cock but don’t use things like clit/pussy, sometimes i use the term tdick specifically cuz i think tdicks are sexy

•be aware that if you send me an ask i will be horny about it. like for example if you tell me im not allowed to piss i will get horny about it and will most likely tell you that i am horny about it. so just make sure you are comfy with that before sending me anything

•let me know if you want to claim an emoji as an anon i see other blogs do it and i think it’s cute

if you want to control my bladder:

•be however cruel you want, if you want to let me use the toilet before i piss myself go ahead, but you also have full permission to tell me no until i piss myself

•please don’t use child-like terms like tinkle, pee-pee, potty, etc. it really turns me off 😭

•please don’t ask me to do like exercises and stuff, i’m sorry i just don’t have fun doing jumping jacks 😭

if you want to ban me from cumming:

•i generally prefer to be allowed to touch/edge but no touch is also fun every once in a while as extra punishment

•you are allowed to force me to edge

•please be at least somewhat merciful don’t know if i can survive being banned from cumming for more than a few days i am simply too horny and stupid

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KINKS:

✅ what you WILL see on this blog: omorashi, desperation/wetting, bladder/bathroom control, mild degradation, humiliation, edging, overstimulation, orgasm control/denial, petplay, bondage

⭕️ what you won’t find on this blog/things i am not personally into: watersports/piss without desperation, tickling, kink in public

❌ hard no’s/please do not bring any of these things up to me bc some of them are triggering: scat, diapers, breeding/pregnancy, emeto, ageplay/ddlg, cnc/noncon, detrans/misgendering

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i think that’s everything so if you made it this far congratulations and remember to stay hydrated :3c for your health obviously, definitely not for any other reason <3

ps if you touch yourself to things i post i demand u tell me

#faves #<-shortcut to tags for my own purposes

btw doing a lot of holds can cause/contribute to hypertonic pelvic floor (overly tense pelvic muscles) for all anatomies so be sure to take care of urself and watch for symptoms like trouble starting a stream or painful penetrative sex or unexplained hip pains. peace and love on planet piss

Why do you need pelvic floor release exercises?

hypertonic pelvic floor 😞

#edit to add that it just means your pelvic muscles are really tense i think mine is from endometreosis maybe

i wanna hold my piss so bad but like idk if this is weird to say but i need to work on releasing my pelvic floor and not pissing is doing the opposite of that. but i want to have a full bladder

#would be kind of fun to get desperate and then do pelvic floor release stretches #but i don’t have an easily cleanupable space to do that

hey guys what did i miss while i was gone this week (suffering from tummyache and not being brave about it) also i think that waterbottle post i made breached omo tumblr by like 1 or 2 notes which is basically 0 but it still has me going im a piss blog im a piss blog im a piss blog dont look at me. op is a piss blog dont look

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#APPARENTLY. the design is referencing moms who are breastfeeding their babies #and needing to drink water and stay hydrated to make milk #but that is Not what my first thought upon seeing this was

itsbeenfun-deactivating-deactiv

The panic and desperation and overwhelming fullness when holding it isn't a choice---it's a necessity. When there aren't any bathrooms around, or there's no chance to use them, and the consequences of going outweigh the frantic urgency of holding back. When the bus/plane/train bathrooms are out of order and you're forced to keep it in throughout the entire journey, hours of holding while everyone around you gets squirmy, too. When the line for the bathroom has double-digit numbers of people waiting, and you have no choice but to join the end of the queue or leave and hope you can find somewhere else. When you're on a busy nature trail, and there aren't any restrooms or any privacy to just let it go, and every time you get hopeful that you might have found a place isolated enough, someone else walks by. When you're visiting an unfamiliar town and there aren't any public restrooms, but none of the shops or restaurants will let you use theirs unless you're a customer, and you don't have the money to buy anything.

Or when someone else is the reason you're not allowed to go. When your workplace is understaffed and busy, so your manager won't let you take your break, and you know pleading won't make a difference. When you're on an important phone call that drags on and on while you stand just outside the bathroom with your legs crossed, impatiently waiting to be able to hang up so you can dash inside and go. When the driver on the road trip refuses to make a stop, or the janitor cleaning the bathroom refuses to let you in, or the professor of your college class refuses to let you leave in the middle of an exam. When someone---a partner, a friend, an enemy---is taunting you, standing in front of the bathroom door, locking it, preventing you from entering and enjoying how you look when you're on the verge of losing it.

When you simply have to keep holding. Even when you're at your limit. Even when you're past it. Truly testing how strong your muscles and your will are, testing how much your bladder can stretch, knowing that wetting yourself right here is not an option...until you reach the point when it's the only option.

princess-potty-pants

thinking about needing permission to go to the bathroom. no matter how desperate you are, you need to ask, and it's entirely up to the other person if you're able to relieve yourself or not

dumbpuppyfag

new treatment for all mental illness called Pulled In By Collar And Forcibly Made Out With and it's literally free folks

hocuschlocus-deactivated2025091

reblog to look lustfully at your mutuals!!!!!!!!!

the doctor prescribed me with drinking 64oz of water everyday and my first thought was i could be omorashi about this

mutt i am Always jerking off to your pathetic displays

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 wags my tail. anon im getting off to you getting off to me being pathetic im so horny about being porn for people

3possumsinacoat

Omg how hot is it when a guy gets so desperate he can’t even formulate sentences properly? Trailing off, loosing his place, forgetting words. GOD ESPECIALLY if he’s trying to hide how bad he has to go. Subtly trying to figure out just what it was he was saying before the need to piss took over… IM LOSING MY MIND THINKING ABOUT THIS SHIT 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#meeeeeee

pansyfemme

really what attracts me to petplay and submission in general is i’m very autistic and have cptsd and its very good for my brain to be told and know what to do and get rewarded/praised for it

#……….. don’t call me out like this #not cptsd personally just plain ptsd but yea

bunnymedley

i hope my leitmotif plays while you're jerking off

i have a really good irl desperation story but i haven’t posted it bc it involves someone who was desperate in a non kink way and i didn’t want to disrespect their privacy but also the person in question is my ex and hes an awful person so i kind of don’t care about his privacy??????

but also the thing that made it even better was that it was double desperation and the other person involved is like one of my best friends so unlike my ex i do care about their privacy

technically i could just leave them out of the story but idk

do people have thoughts on this/would anyone want me to share the story

peeingnormalstyle

you're absolutely adorable omg. I'd love to see some denial art as well sometime in the future

does this count,

#🤝#literaly how it always goes for me too

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