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[sketchinthoughts]

BABASOR

[northirish]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

[transmechanicus]

o yeah babey

[evilselfishfool]

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

[transmechanicus]

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes

Pine martens are an option!

PINE MARTENS??!?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:

HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[shovel2-deactivated20151204]

I ATE A BIG BAG OF FACTORY REJECT SEEDS UNTIL A HEALTHY FLOWER UNFURLED IN MY CHEST ...

I MISTOOK THE SENSATION FOR LOVE AND DIED.

[lordoftablecloths]

my favorite video of all time ever

[vanishingmoments]

YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

[grimeclown]

If you only had a device that could make it just a bit more visible

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[wosp-reactivated]

Calvins dad could get it, as could Calvins mom. But neither of them want me so I guess I'll just go back to wringing out wet rats for water in an alley

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[bunniope]

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

[blackpyrefly]

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

[bunniope]

what's your problem

[blackpyrefly]

it was wet in there

[cryptotheism]

i had a dream last night that you posted "Uncle begets uncle" with a picture of a red ribbon with loops on both ends

learn the meaning of my powerful sign

[cryptotheism]

go on a journey to understand my riddle

[milk5]

sheltered poster: Bro is going wild like a gorilla on ketamine!

poster that wants to look darkly chic: its obvious they have no idea what ketamine does.

The lovesick swede: When wiell i find my so sweets honeybee

[grox]

no one wants to fuck you because you’re mean and strange

So?

[grox]

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I'm ugly?

[lake-erie]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

[football-in-tuxedos]

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

[serial777killers]

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[jimxugle]

40.4004260, -79.8731200

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[utafumi]

Relevant XKCD

[zzoupz]