Crypto Meria

Sure, why not?

[weloveshortvideos]

Salmon Swimming Across the Road

[blackgirlsvevo]

the devil is working hard but these salmon are working harder

[ripslit]

what the fuck

[trippingfeels]

yes!!! my dudes!! GGOGOGOGO PUSH LM

[smellestine]

An upstart salmon is making the chicken look like a lazy piece of shit.

[crypto-meria]

Captain Hook Syndrome is the agitation or inability to sleep in the presence of a ticking clock.

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If you fall down, you pick yourself up. But what if you fall down the stairs and crash into the China cabinet? What then?

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Let's talk about monsters. When we were kids we used check under the beds and in the closests for for monsters but we never found any so we believed that monsters don't exist Little did we know that monsters don't live under the bed; no, they dwell in offices. They don't have fangs or claws, they have fountain pens and rubber stamps. These monsters ruin people's lives and make many people miserable.

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The mind is like a mirror. Even after reassembling the pieces, a mirror once shattered cannot be restored to what is once was.

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Cutter #1

[johnbyrnedraws]

Fantastic Four #244, page 30 by John Byrne. 1982.

[crypto-meria]

This looks like a cross between Crow and Servo!

[crypto-meria]

What a ninja exorcism looks like. From Ninja 3.

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A ninja outruns the police. From Ninja 3: The Domination

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Let me advise you, my dear young friend—nay, let me warn you with all seriousness, that should you leave these rooms you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the castle. It is old, and has many memories, and there are bad dreams for those who sleep unwisely. Be warned!”

Bram Stoker's Dracula

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A choice quote from my favorite MST3K: The Blood Waters of Dr. Z.