wackyjacqs

I'd like to say Stargate SG-1 is my current obsession, but I've been using that excuse since 1997. Find me on AO3 or FFN. Sam x Jack.

[queencalanthes]

Hit it!

DERRY GIRLS Season 3 Trailer

[uncle-knobheads]

Fic authors deserve more credit.

Story time: I started a book about 23 hours ago and just finished it. Also in that time I slept for 10 hours, spent time with family, was at work, etc. Anyway, I enjoyed the book (Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda). But it felt like it flew by, so after I finished I looked up the word count because what are pages? Pages are meaningless. I only function in word counts anymore.

The estimate I found was 58,580. My immediate reaction was “oh, that’s why. That’s nothing!” But what a shitty response. Because no. That’s not nothing. That’s a whole. Damn. Book. An entire novel! And Fic authors regularly bust out 30k, 50k, 100k, 150k words. AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE. WHILE WORKING AND LIVING THEIR LIVES.

So anyway, thank your favorite fic author today because they deserve it. Because they’re amazing. They’re the MVPs.

[galadrieljones]

Some rough word count equivalencies for you, via famous novels, just to give you an idea of what OP is saying:

30k fic = Animal Farm by George Orwell

50k fic = The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

75k fic = Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger

100k fic = To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

150k fic = The Two Towers by JRR Tolkien

200k fic = Moby Dick by Herman Melville

250k fic = Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by JK Rowling

300k fic = A Feast for Crows by George RR Martin

350k fic = Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry

400k fic = Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell

[a-shakespearean-in-paris]

I WROTE SOMETHING AS LONG AS MOBY DICK AND I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW

[princesweetpea]

I can’t believe I’ve surpassed Animal Farm.

Holy shit.

[iffeelscouldkill]

This is awesome. With that said, huge appreciation also to fic writers who write shorter fics - 10k, 5k, 1k, 500 words. Because yeah, huge long fics get a lot of love, and a lot of labour goes into them, but the same is true for tiny fics as well. Not everyone is banging out huge great novels, but little ficlets are fantastic and still bring readers a ton of joy.

So if you’re feeling a bit downcast because you can’t write that 50 chapter epic or your latest WIP is “only” 2k and it still took you ages - that’s amazing. Seriously. Not everyone is naturally wordy or prolific. And you can say a ton with just a few hundred or thousand words.

Props to short fic creators - you guys are awesome.

[corancoranthemagicalman]

The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe = 38k fic

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory = 30k fic

Of Mice and Men = 30k fic

Breakfast At Tiffany’s = 24k fic

For those writers who discredit themselves because they feel they aren’t writing the novels that others might, you’re still writing a novella, my dears. You’re still putting time, effort, and passion into something. Well done.

(honestly shout out to all fuckin fic writers. You didn’t have to give us shit and still y'all out here living ya best life and doin something you love. Bravo.)

[spooky-scary-virgil]

in conclusion: all you fic writers are amazing and deserve more love

[badstargateimagines]

Cars I think stargate folks would drive

Jack: Old stinky truck that can be fixed with duct tape and a well annunciated “FUCK” drives a standard because it’s what he learned on.

Sam: a JDM car that can go really fast with minimal effort. Drives a standard to have more control over the speed and sound of the car.

Teal’c: a used Toyota Corolla. He’s a smart man, wants to get from point a to point b. Knows that car will outlive him and all his friends. It will be his Toyota Corolla and the roaches in the apocalypse. Drives automatic because FUCK standard.

Daniel: A Volvo This man was a starving student for years. He owns an easily and cheaply insured car that will kill everyone and anything in its path before killing anyone on board. He drives an automatic because he doesn’t care and nothing matters.

Jonas: brand new Honda Civic type R. Blasts the Tokyo Drift theme for the memes at like 3 am making the turbo kick in on residential streets. He drives stick.

Vala: this. Self explanatory.

General Hammond: Cadillac SUV. Drives automatic. Only goes above the speed limit for his Grand Kids and SG-1.

Stinky Pete (Sam’s boyfriend that made no sense): Nissan Cube. No elaboration needed. Drives an automatic and still somehow stalls.

[wackyjacqs]

Laughed out loud at Vala’s car. Absolutely screamed at Pete’s. 👏🏻

[whitepeopletwitter]

[wackyjacqs]

💙 Sam & Jack Shipmas 2021 💙

Calling artists, writers, vidders and your shippy muses! The Sam & Jack Shipmas celebration will take place on December 11 and we invite you to find inspiration on this list of 12 prompts for this year's event! 💙 #samjack #samjackshipmas

[28l4]

do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for  the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for them to just talk or why its so hard for you to say anything

[hopephd]

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

[king-in-yellow]

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

[lukesvalentine-blog1]

I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

[ao3feed-samjack]

Puck Drops And Face-Offs

read it on the AO3

by wackyjacqs

With a shrug, Jack watched as Charlie ran on ahead and by the time he’d reached the changing area, his son had already shed his coat and scarf and had started to untie the laces on his sneakers.

“C’mon dad,” he urged and Jack chuckled at his son’s enthusiasm.

“In a minute, Charlie,” he said as he set his bag on the bench. “The ice isn’t going anywhere.”

Words: 1853, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 251 of Bizarre Holidays

Fandoms: Stargate SG-1

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M

Characters: Samantha “Sam” Carter, Jack O'Neill

Relationships: Samantha “Sam” Carter/Jack O'Neill

Additional Tags: Alternate Reality

read it on the AO3

[starrybouquet]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Happy #SamJackShipDay, 2021 edition!

Hope y’all enjoy this short fic. :)

[captain-sassy-socks]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Learning a new language has its own dangers.

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written for Sam and Jack Ship Day 2021 prompt - I forgot my sleeping bag

[ladyvader-99]

[ladyvader-99]

More edits because it's time to celebrate!!!

[wackyjacqs]

I love this!

[ladyvader-99]

More edits because it's time to celebrate!!!

[rederiswrites]

It is a painful truth that actually none of my fics are abandoned, no, not even the ones that haven’t updated in five years. I still know exactly what happens next, and after that, and so on. They’re not abandoned; they’re right here, haunting me, characters climbing up my pants like kittens nagging for dinner.

[carter-sg-1]

I can oh so relate!

[sarabahama]

@ourunsungheroes42344

[p0l-anka]

Fake date +Body swap + Love triangle

Tag ur friends and mutuals!

@1-800-i-ship-it @dimobserver @valiantcoffeetiger @morimortaccitua @step-on-me-khun @savemycrustysoul @jill-8-7 and everyone else who wants to try

[ladyxskywalker]

thanks for the tag ! @andiebell2023 🌸

Amnesia, Slow Burn, Soulmate !

sounds like one of my fics 📖

no pressure tags – @clydesducktape @paper-n-ashes @tlcwrites @hopeamarsu @miraclesabound @mylifeisactuallyamess @aerynwrites @maybege @lilhawkeye3 @salome-c @laserbrains @cannedsoupsucks @emilykenobi @spotchka

[lilhawkeye3]

Enemies to lovers, Vampire, Hurt/Comfort

I’ve never written anything vampire related so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@cacodaemonia @amukmuk @purgetroopercody @thefact0rygirl

[cacodaemonia]

Thanks for the tag, @lilhawkeye3! <3

Slow burn, historical, enemies to lovers

Haha, well, one out of three ain’t bad?

Tagging whoever! :D

[books-and-cats-26]

I’m gonna slide in if ya don’t mind, @cacodaemonia!

Historical, space opera, and vampires

Sounds wild XD

Tagging whoever wants to join!

[agentfrostbite]

Thanks for the volunteer, @books-and-cats-26

Body swap, enemies to lovers, rescue mission

Ooh boy, this is gonna be fun

[captaincarriekathryncoffee]

Thought I’d jump in on this one…

Royal + Historical + Spy

Yesyesyesyesyes 😃

Tagging @just-a-donut-who-reads @quirkette100 @mylittleredgirl @starg8rocks @coffeematejc @coraclavia

[just-a-donut-who-reads]

Thanks for the tag Cap 💙💙

Enemies to lovers + first kiss + slow burn

😌 that sounds like my kind of fanfic

Open tag :) If you see this, jump in!

[t-rina]

Enemies to lovers - slow burn - space opera

Sounds… interesting?

[tinknevertalks]

Vampire + Rescue Mission + Body Swap.

…

Why am I getting ideas when I’m stuck on OSaS?! XD

[wackyjacqs]

Bed Sharing. Rescue Mission. Slow Burn.

[starrybouquet]

Between Sam and Jack, who do you think was more insecure about their relationship?

I feel like Sam never really felt entirely sure of Jack's feelings for her. Yes, there was the confession in season 4, but by seasons 7 & 8, you could definitely tell that she wasn't really sure if he still felt that way.

On the other hand, I feel like Jack knew Sam liked him on some level, but he didn't think she loved him. He knew he loved her, but he didn't think she loved him back.

Either way, these two are idiots and should've talked more.

Ooh I love this question!

Weirdly, I think it's Sam? Because she's the one who actually acted on her insecurity. If that makes sense? In s7-8, she convinces herself that Jack doesn't feel anything for her anymore, and so she moves on with Fucking Pete. I think that speaks to a lot of insecurity.

Meanwhile, like you said Jack never gets any kind of confirmation. So, I guess you could say he's more insecure from the point of view that he can delude himself into thinking that Sam never felt anything for him beyond friendship. But because he never thinks he has a chance with Sam, he doesn't even bother to feel insecure about it. He just...pines.

Does that make sense? Ugh, these IDIOTS. I love them.

[spacey-iris]

"He just pines" is quite possibly the best answer you could've had

[starrybouquet]

"he just pines" is my catchphrase for Jack's Sam-centered angst now

[carothepoet]

Me: *grabs Sam by the face* HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THAT MAN LOVES YOU. HE WOULD LITERALLY DIE FOR YOU. HE LOOKS AT YOU LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY LIGHT IN HIS LIFE. STOP BEING STUPID. OKAY?? OKAY.

[mizz-magenta-deactivated2022091]

My take on it was a little different. I thought the insecurities weren’t about feelings - because they visibly show how much they care for each other and in fact it might have been easier if they were unsure of feelings - but came from what that meant it terms of waiting for reassignment/retirement. Indeffinately waiting is not practical and all that pining is unhealthy. Not to mention lonely. It’s like if you’re given a valid reason you can’t eat bread you don’t spend 15 years pining for bread, you accept it and find an alternative. And that’s what Sam did in S7 with Pete (and kinda did with Orlin and Joe) which I personally don’t have a problem with. Love with different people isn’t necessarily worse or better; it’s good in different ways. I also remember outcry over Jack’s “Excuse me?” in Grace but again, I think it showed he was still aware of her feelings and also aware that she would never call him Jack like that under normal circumstances. And it’s them both being aware of feelings for each other that made that elevator scene in Chimera awkward.

[starrybouquet]

I can see that perspective too! I think it's probably a mix of the two, tbh. They know some of the feelings but they don't know all of them, leading to the insecurity. And of course the regs means they're hesitant to do anything.

I absolutely do not begrudge Sam trying to find happiness. Of course Fucking Pete probably wasn't the way to go, but it's not her fault he was a douche.

[holdtightposts]

There’s so much to unpack here:

Pack of Beakers

Goth Beaker

The Beaker snitching and pointing out the photographer

The Beaker that’s about to unload on the photographer

The terminator strut before the ass whooping and you know he’s moving at speed because of the blur

The ominous feeling that you know this is 3 in the morning