[rosaalee]

[notquitetwilight]

In Conversation With A Himbo

[bubbly-snail]

[coffeecloudy]

Rewatching Twilight, and I realized that the human boys’ silliness is exaggerated to make vampire Edward seem so mysterious and cool in comparison. As a teenager, I fell for the trick, but now, I respect the appeal of Eric Yorkie, simply wanting to show me a cool worm that he found in the compost heap at the greenhouse.

[ryebreadgf]

[lonelykamui]

[physichotic]

your intrusive thoughts disgust you for a reason. your intrusive thoughts scare you for a reason. your intrusive thoughts send you into a panic for a reason. your intrusive thoughts distress you for a reason. your intrusive thoughts upset you for a reason.

they're not things that you secretly think. they're not things that you secretly believe. they are the worst things your mind could conjure in order to make it difficult for you to get through the day.

[meepface]

i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

[explicitcherry]

What's your sexuality

stupid

[aajae]

lady dimitrescu hearing me break every single glass object in her castle

[catcrumb]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

I had a piss kink but then I had a kidney transplant and now I can’t do anything with my piss because I feel like it’s not mine anymore and I don’t have consent from the kidney donor to do anything kinky with their piss

i don’t know if i want this to be real or not

[lylylylylylylylyly]

have y’all ever cried on the way home? that’s a whole different kind of hurt lmaoo

[valtsv]

having anxiety is just like babygirl i'm predicting worst case scenarios you could never even imagine

[theweirdwideweb]

[rogue-snorunt]

They saw their chance and by George they took it

[starman-twelve]

Okay but also that poor maintenance guy that just slides the bucket under the cascading waterfall. He’s trying so hard!

[monster-bait]

I don’t think anyone here realizes how much I appreciate Titanic-based humor

[everythingfox]

he comin’

(via)

[raychleadele]

So there’s this artist, Alex Schaefer, who makes a bunch of paintings of Chase Bank burning.

There’s just

so many of these

and I think it’s incredibly funny but

I just read this bit from the artist and

This is a "plein air" painting which means I set up my easel right across the street of this Chase bank in my city and painted it like it had caught fire. The police questioned me on the spot. Three weeks later Homeland Security was knocking on the door to my home. The question they kept asking me was "Do you hate these banks?" I can honestly say yes.

And I just think this is the greatest artist statement I’ve ever read.