shitposting, worldbuilding, and other terminally online activity

25, bi, cis, he/him, ADHD, proud representative of the tumblr -> twitter -> tumblr pipeline. I dream of stories I wanna write and then don’t write them.

[nagunkgunk]

commission!

i got to keep the stupid pigeon nest <3

[tanadrin]

Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

but do viruses have souls?

[tanadrin]

No. Some people think that this is because viruses have no metabolism and can’t reproduce on their own, and therefore do not qualify as life. In fact it is just because they are too small. Pneumatons, the constituent particle of soul, have a wavelength of about 1 micrometer, and so can’t be contained in cell membranes or protein envelopes smaller than that. This also means the smallest bacteria also don’t have souls. This includes mitochondria and their immediate ancestors, which was a major impetus for their symbiosis with eukaryotes in the first place. The eukaryote cell got a source of energy, and in return the mitochondria finally got to directly apprehend a portion of divine eternity.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is super useful information, thank you!

[sylvesterfromsequester]

Stealing this for my magic system. Thanks

[niceferatu]

man FUCK work-life balance. work should not be this central to our lives. the idea that we're meant to perfectly balance equal parts Work and Everything Else is so so dismal

[mkultra-dropout2]

sun wukong... very nasty monkey. the jade emperor did him a Big Favor making him the protector of the peaches of immortality, but sun wukong, Tricky Sun Wukong i call him, he stole the peaches! theyre very good peaches, they only bloom every 3000 years. not for monkeys! well it doesnt matter now, laozi put him in a prison, a new kind of prison, theyre calling it Eight-Way Trigram Crucible! theyre going to make a potion of out sun wukong!

[b1ttersweet-dreams]

also drew new refsheets for my girls since artfight was just around the corner and all

[superbellsubways]

my epic fish girl.. green one 👍

[tboy-cock]

"trans men have never done anything for the community or the world u cant name HARDLY ANY trans men in history" well if yall would stop deadnaming and misgendering the dead ones or even allow us to speculate if gnc "women" who "pretended to be men" might have been transgender and hiding their identity to avoid persecution because you just loooove your "girlbosses" so much then we might be having a different fucking conversation

[puppyloathing-deactivated202605]

Magnus Johansson, born in 1683 in Åland (island between Finland and Sweden, technically belongs to Finland but they have their own courts and police and stuff, and they speak both Swedish and Finnish). he was assigned female at birth and described himself as ”both man and women-folk, but still leaning more towards man”. he moved to Stockholm in 1704 and worked as a nyckelharpist in bars and restaurants, playing and singing satirical songs about a vengeful and evil political figure. he got a male passport, started his apprenticeship as a shoemaker, managed a church choir and worked as a cantor.

he proposed to a woman, she said yes. the priest at the church he worked at got suspicious and started digging into his identity, and discovered Magnus was not AMAB.

Magnus was sentenced to 8 days in prison for crossdresser and unlawful proposal (because he was considered a woman, and he proposed to ”another” woman). the chances of survival were slim, due to disease, cold and famine.

we have records of his existence. we know where he was born and where he moved, that he was a musician and the first person that was assigned female at birth to work as a cantor in Sweden. we know he would be considered a trans man in today’s terminology. we know he was sentenced to prison for it, and that the conditions were very harsh and many people died while incarcerated.

we don’t know if he survived his sentence. there are no records of whether or not he made it out.

[subspaceskater]

comm for @hybrid-and-legacy :)

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]

[jerryterry]

hey can i get your dad's number

[skipperchipsartcorner]

You will comply, Kara Zor-El.

[asidewalksymphony]

UPDATE! They found the original photo!

[punkitt-is-here]

noelle, unprompted and contemplating this scenario so hard that she starts visibly shaking: Kris do you think If I asked Susie out she'd tie me up and p,unch me in the gut? just asking hypotheticals fahaha wroaw

kris in that fuckass default standing pose: do you remember when I hid that dead rat in youre shoe

[fox-faggot]

"JKR wants trans women dead and any support of her IP goes towards that goal!"

"Yes, true! Though the same also counts for trans men and other genderqueer people, all trans people's rights (especially in the UK) are endangered by the political influence she's wielding, that witch hates us all and wants all of our rights gone."

"Omggg can you birthday boys not make everything about MEN for FIVE SECONDS???? Fucking transandrodorks again. Blocked."

→ There is a difference between derailing a post and pointing out that the whole of a community is affected by an issue, not just a sub-section. Refusing to acknowledge that is part of the exact hyperinvisibility we keep trying to explain. Have some solidarity with your brothers and siblings please, they're scared for their rights and lives too. An invisible minority is a dead minority.

[penny-anna]

imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

[akanemnon]

Strange humans

[coshiki]

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