Crystal Pancake Bears

Greetings

[satzzzart]

Zelda Dragon

[crystalcavernartwork]

Our Waltz

[artsekey]

The other pages are below the read more! Let me know what you think (or give it a reblog! <3).

[Also, please do not dub, translate, or repost to other websites without my permission!]

[sacred-portal]

[acousticmalta]

Lady Dimitrescu help me my corset is too tight

[diezmil10000]

el alcohol quita la vergüenza

[mickxtii]

dunmeshi dump heheh

so sorry i should post on here more often.

[toothwormfactory]

[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[crystalcavernartwork]

A very tired Huan Hua disciple Shen Jiu and his three mostly well-meaning martial siblings.

[crystalcavernartwork]

Disciple and Shizun

[crystalcavernartwork]

Recent sketch and watercolor

[hellsite-testing-ground]

Are you guys going to dashcon?

Yes

No

Maybe

Voting ended onJul 18, 2023

[crystalcavernartwork]

No way

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I mean it guys we need to organize another mishapocalypse for next April 1st. I am being so serious right now we need Misha Collins' face EVERYWHERE we need to scare the shit out of the celebrities. I'm talking thousands of people using their hard earned cash to blaze Misha Collins' face to the masses. I'm talking every icon on my dash needs to be Misha. I am so serious right now you don't even know

[crystalcavernartwork]

Read Qian Qiu recently

[etrianodysseyobsession-hd-deact]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

i spent an insane amount of time trying to make that gif on my phone lmao please validate me 🥲