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Me and my roommate @angelofchaos73 made Gerarld from the say goodbye video @therealjacksepticeye he says he misses you slapping him

#jacksepticedit #septic tank pumping #sean mclaughlin #jse community

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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be proud of your identity!

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Julius Caesar: haha what’s up with all the knives this is a party guys lighten up Brutus, and the other 22:

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reblog this with the song that was #1 on your birthday

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THE NUMBER ONE SONG ON THE CHARTS THE DAY I WAS BORN WAS THE FUCKEN MACARENA–MY LIFE IS NOTHING BUT SHITPOSTING AND MEMES STRAIGHT THROUGH TO THE CORE FIBERS OF MY BEING

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Right Here Waiting- Richard Marx

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Fantasy by mirah carrey

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Spice Girls - 2 become 1

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I will always love you - Whitney Houston

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Fun Idea:

Stop making the LGBTQ+ community out to be “inappropriate”. We shouldn’t be an age restricted topic.

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People always make fun of butch women’s appearance, but some of those big, muscular, “unfeminine” women frequently plant their asses between other women and predatory men. I’m speaking about the butches who have shielded me and my friends from physical harrassment when we were young and drunk and visiting gay parties for the first time. I’m speaking about the butches who keep bathrooms a safe zone. I’m speaking about the butches whose lesbian rage is only outshone by their infinite compassion for baby dykes.

Fuck your butch hate.

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A long time ago, back when I was “straight,” before my very imposing wife was even my girlfriend yet, some jerk pinned me up against the wall at a party.

I was like, “Go away,” with my eyes glued to the floor and my heart pounding, but he wouldn’t. My boyfriend stood by and watched and said nothing.

She said, “Hey, leave her alone, you jerk!” and the guy was like, “What are you gonna do to me? This isn’t your business.”

Very calmly, she put her beer down, rolled up her sleeves, cracked her knuckles, and started walking towards him.

He bolted. I was amazed and I said, “What WERE you gonna to do him?”

“Oh I dunno,” she said, “They always run off before I get there.”

Later that night she drove me home and I threw up on her car. She still drove up to visit me in the big lonely city when I came out a year later, and her car door still made a sticky sound when I opened it.

“Trust No Butch” my big toe.

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Trust No Butch Love Every Butch

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Yo I ALWAYS protect my friends (gay or straight) at clubs from creepy predators. I always allow them to call me their girlfriend just so they’ll go away. I’ll always stand behind or move closer to my friends if they’re getting bumped too much or touched inappropriately. I love the fact that I can use my identity to not only protect but scare off grown ass men ✌️

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lgbt flag scenery edits for pride month! (original images belong to their respective owners!)

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I Hope You Get What You Deserve

A giant hug, maybe someone playing with your hair, smooches.

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The dissolution of capitalism.

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I wonder how many dicks are being sucked at this very moment

like if you take into account how many aliens probably have dicks or some sort of dick analogue, that number is no doubt too unfathomably large for our stupid mortal brains to comprehend

and I think that’s beautiful